uk marriage

"My mother-in-law’s kid is the worst one in my house to deal with."
"My sister and her husband and her husband's dad came over this afternoon and they've changed the locks."
"When we pack for a trip my wife basically moves out."
"The smug way my wife walks into the kitchen, casually opens a drawer, and pulls out the exact item she needs on the first try."
"My wife said we need to 'evaluate the garage' so there goes my weekend."
"I found that living life in an unscripted way made people uncomfortable."
"I told her to just say you want a "my child" free wedding and get over with it."
"My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home."