UK Procrastination

Exam Season: Student Procrastination Will Save Us All

Josie Miller | Posted 13.05.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Josie Miller

As an eternally optimistic and hopeful person (ha), I will take any opportunity to find the silver lining in any situation (ha), and so it struck me the other day that I do actually have a 'favourite thing about the Summer exam season'. Are you ready? It's procrastination.

Ways of Escape: Procrastination

Tom Ward | Posted 01.05.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Tom Ward

Whether you're writing an essay, editing a novel, or just cleaning the flat, procrastination is always sure to rear its ugly head. Procrastination occupies the middle ground between work and play, but doesn't really count as either. Like watching an Adam Sandler film, you've got to work hard to pretend you enjoy procrastination.

Club Farting, Street Pooing And Lecture Boredom

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 02.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Students across the UK have sunk to new lows in this week's confessions roundup: pooing in the street and watching porn in lectures, with even the dre...

Students According To The Gospel Of Google

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.03.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Students are annoying, lazy and poor, says the gospel according to Google, while language students are nearing extinction and medical students are arr...

Seen On Campus

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.03.2013 | UK Universities & Education

This week's student confessions round-up is a glorious mash-up of embarrassing texts, hashtag bloopers and salacious sex toy orders. Ranging from p...

The Internet Is the Worst Thing to Happen to Education

Harry Hodges | Posted 12.05.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Harry Hodges

Yes, it's the sad truth. Computers are becoming more powerful and they're making our brains less so, the internet is rotting the minds of the university generation. Online procrastination is a scourge with many students spending hours devising ways to avoid its virtual tentacles.

Student Suspended For Nibbling Pop Tart Into Shape Of A Gun

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 06.03.2013 | UK Universities & Education

A seven-year-old student in the US has been suspended for chewing his Pop Tart into a shape of a gun during morning class. The bizarre incident hap...

Procrastination Is Not a Crime

Daley James Francis | Posted 04.05.2013 | UK Entertainment
Daley James Francis

Procrastination is not a crime. Embrace it and enjoy it, because soon you'll be agonising over every word of your novel, short story or screenplay. Procrastination should be enjoyed not endured, if only in small controlled bursts.

Forty Things You Need to Do Differently This Term

Oliver Brann | Posted 01.05.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Oliver Brann

New Years Resolutions have long been ditched and the second term blues have well and truly begun. Feeling a bit 'meh' at this time of year is a common problem for students as you find yourself stuck on a merry-go-round of naff club nights and debilitating hangovers.

When Procrastination Turns Into Laziness

Lewis Shepherd | Posted 28.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Lewis Shepherd

With more and more people being out of work for much longer periods of time, and by having nothing to do its looks as though the inability to get many people into work is breeding a generation of experienced laziness as their main skill, not because they are lazy but because it's the only thing they now know how to do.

'I'm So Poor I Shampooed My Hair With Fabric Conditioner'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 21.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

The student confessions this week are a little thin on the ground. But never fear, what they lack in quantity they make up for in quality. From sha...

Universities Do The Harlem Shake

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Following in Gangnam Style footsteps, Harlem Shake fever is rapidly spreading across the globe, and now even universities are joining in. Northumbr...

32 Ridiculous Names Of People You Went To School With

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Did you ever get embarrassed because the supply teacher taking the register called you Alan instead of Alana? Or Cyan instead of Sian? Well just co...

'We Spent The Weekend Ripping Up 11 Argos Catalogues'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

This week we've got students in shoe scuffles and a fair few incredibly time-consuming and, quite frankly, pointless pranks. Some of these aren't c...

Me And My Girlfriend Were Making Love When All Of A Sudden I Sharted

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 15.01.2013 | UK Universities & Education

This week's student confessions are perhaps the dirtiest yet. From breaking wind and following through during a sex session to leaving used condoms in...

How Not To Revise

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 07.01.2013 | UK Universities & Education

By now you'll be knee deep in revision and bored to death with being told how to revise. So, we've decided to give you a well earned break in the f...

I Bought A Board And Knife To Serve Sushi In The Library

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 07.01.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Due to the Christmas break, it's been a while since our last round-up of student confessions. But, in true style, you haven't failed to keep up the...

Why You Should Pay Attention At School

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 04.01.2013 | UK Universities & Education

We all make spelling mistakes from time to time, a rogue apostrophe there or an extra 'o' here, but sometimes they're just too horrendous to forgive. ...

The Stay at Home Student

Naila Missous | Posted 15.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Naila Missous

University. It's about meeting new people, living on a diet of baked beans and getting as far away from your parents as possible. Isn't it? Not anymore.

'I Told The Oxbridge Interviewer His Flies Were Undone'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 17.12.2012 | UK Universities & Education

From bondage tendencies and pooing in bags, to swapping cigarettes for sausages and papering your housemate's bedroom in Christmas wrapping, we bring ...

Dilapidated School Captured In Amazing Then And Now Pictures

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Haunting pictures of a dilapidated school have emerged, charting the stark difference between the once vibrant, student-filled halls and the now derel...

Naked Calendar: Liberation Gone Too Far?

Layla Haidrani | Posted 10.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Layla Haidrani

Why aren't women allowing themselves to be proud to show off their mental capacity such as academic ability but have chosen the route of posing naked? After all, there are more women at university than men.

'She Was Cheating On Me So I Went Onto Her UCAS And Declined All Her Offers'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 10.12.2012 | UK Universities & Education

This week's round-up of student confessions sees post grads in porn careers, revenge on exes and stealing a pet fish after a one-night stand. We're...

The Dreaded Sign On Day

Nick Trutwein | Posted 04.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education
Nick Trutwein

We are very lucky to have a Government that will provide, and I know first hand that their financial assistance does help, but it is those who abuse the system that stigmatise the unemployed who are simply enduring a difficult time through no fault of their own.

Move Aside Milking, Lizard Fighting Is The New Trend In Town

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 30.11.2012 | UK Universities & Education

We've had owling, planking, photobombing, boobbombing, milking, you name it. Now it's time for lizard fighting. Except - and the RSPCA will be p...