WOMEN
Here's how to tell if your experience is out of the norm.
"Can you fall in love in an instant? Maybe, but I think this feeling had been building for a long time without me realising it. Can you change in an instant? Absolutely and hell yes."
No, you probably won't become G.I. Jane in a hurry.
"It’s so funny that one of Santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. He’s like 'and this…is the sexy one.'"
The patriarchy is, of course, to blame.
"You want me to cite my sources? Feminine intuition."
Not gonna lie, even I learned some of these today.
The economy would get a boost and the gender pay gap would shrink – and that's just for starters.
PSA: Women are effectively working for free until the end of 2023.