Do the females competing to be Lord Sugar's business partner in Series 9 of The Apprentice think they are dressing for the boardroom or the bar? (And by "the bar", I mean the kind where they down shots rather than the kind where they would need a wig and gown).

After discovering that the phenomenon TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) is currently in its eighth series, I began to get the impression that its genesis had been somewhat forgotten. As it turns out, many people don't realise that Essex is actually a real place. Instead, it seems, they think it's a kind of Disneyland. A theme park that can be holidayed too.

Our first treat tonight, following my roast beef and Yorkshire pudding dinner, was the singing Russell Brand, aka Eddy String. Annoying, yes, can he sing no, was it entertaining, a little. Not for me. Too soon for another Frankie.

Amelia Lily's Bring Me Joy music video has debuted online. Keeping largely in tune with the lyrics "Oh you bring me joy, yeah you bring me sadness"...

Former X Factor contestant Amelia Lily's debut single has leaked online. The track called You Bring Me Joy is set to be released as her first offic...

Hayley Forrester is the latest hopeful to be fired by Lord Sugar on the Young Apprentice after failing in a tough negotiation task. Her team Atomic...

How did you find your time on the show? I found my time on the show enjoyable, but it was hard work, as I expected it would be, and so will business ...

Stefanie Powers has become the first star to be booted out of the I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! jungle. The Hart To Hart actress was up ag...

Gbemi Okunlola has been fired from the Young Apprentice by Lord Sugar after feeling the heat on the deodorant task. The 16-year-old Londoner, who i...

How did you find your time on the show? While on the show I thought it was an absolutely amazing experience which many people do not get the chance t...

Hannah Richards has been fired from the Young Apprentice after wilting in a task to sell flowers. The 16-year-old from Berkshire became the third p...

Hannah Richards has been fired from the Young Apprentice after wilting in a task to sell flowers. The 16-year-old from Berkshire became the third p...

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The X Factor lost more than two million viewers on Saturday night, compared to this stage in the competition last year, and now X Factor bosses are c...

Geordie Shore is but the latest in a long line of televised regional case studies showing how crap the world is. As propagating cartoonish stereotypes for cynical commercial gain is worth mega bucks these days, small wonder MTV are milking their Newcastle cash cows for all they're worth by sending them to Magaluf.

The show launches next Saturday night and excited BBC1 bosses will confirm the final line-up on Tuesday....

PRESS ASSOCIATION -- Susan Boyle was given a standing ovation on US TV as she gave the first preview of her new album. The Scottish star returned t...

PRESS ASSOCIATION -- David Hasselhoff may not return for the next series of Britain's Got Talent. The actor, who joined the panel earlier this year...

Sharing a confined space with Jedward, the housemates of Celebrity Big Brother must have known it would be a trying situation. But the twins' incon...

PRESS ASSOCIATION -- Sally Bercow has predicted she will be first to be given the boot from Celebrity Big Brother - saying model Bobby Sabel will be s...

One of this year's X ­Factor ­contestants has already had an ­emotional meltdown, saying she wants to "jump off a cliff". Kitty Brucknell has be...

PRESS ASSOCIATION -- Take That star Gary Barlow admitted he had been taking advice from X Factor supremo Simon Cowell before stepping into his shoes o...

Charlie Sheen has sent the rumour mill into overdrive. Spottings have been reported of the wayward star at .... drum roll... Heathrow Airport, and it'...

“I’m a much better judge than Simon,” announced the X Factor’s new top dog, Gary Barlow. So there we have it. Any fears we may have had tha...

STRICTLY Come Dancing bosses are sexing up the show - by snaring Aussie stunner Holly Valance. ...