Unplanned Parenthood

Half Term Tears and the Breakdown of Spatial Boundaries

Lana Citron | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

While all this emotional and physical cartography was happening externally, internally I was beset with a belly full of love flutters. There could be no mistaking the movements as gathering wind. The Interloper was growing at an almighty rate and I bludgeoned by tiredness.

The Birthday Surprise

Lana Citron | Posted 14.11.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

Eleven weeks accidentally pregnant and having broken the news to my son I decided it was time to tell my family. A most apt and suitable occasion presented itself on the 69th birthday of my mother, this would be one surprise she would not forget!

My X-Rated Reality

Lana Citron | Posted 05.11.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

I thought long and hard about how to tell my twelve year old son about my current situation. I timed it specifically. Earlier in the day, his Dad, aka Le Dazzler, had driven us en famille down to Sussex where BoyWonder sat his 13 plus exams for boarding school.

Life and Fate

Lana Citron | Posted 21.10.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

The continuing trials of an accidental mother...

My Very Own 'Arab Spring'

Lana Citron | Posted 06.10.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

Five weeks accidentally pregnant - Once again at the hospital I lay prone on a bed, my legs hung in stirrups with a blanket covering my modesty. The doctor was in a buoyant mood. It turned out his native Libya, much like my body, was undergoing revolution.