The Lifehouse Spa is certainly different to the numerous spas I have visited and I can see why it would appeal to the male clientele.

The husband and wife team of Nikki and Jason are the brains behind the company Mudtrek. The holiday is for mountain bikers of all levels, though I suspect most of the other guests are streets ahead of me in the experience stakes.

I'm a Londoner get me outta here. If you're like me and sometimes find yourself, almost bleeding in love for a fantastical yet exhausting city, yearning to look out at nothing but a field or the sea? Then I have something for you.

This is what a glam girly weekend should be about: designer shopping, pampering, luxury, good food, memories and friends. Oh, and leave the feather boa, pink hen-night boppers and those willy straws at home.