The husband and wife team of Nikki and Jason are the brains behind the company Mudtrek.
The holiday is for mountain bikers of all levels, though I suspect most of the other guests are streets ahead of me in the experience stakes.
I'm a Londoner get me outta here. If you're like me and sometimes find yourself, almost bleeding in love for a fantastical yet exhausting city, yearning to look out at nothing but a field or the sea? Then I have something for you.
This is what a glam girly weekend should be about: designer shopping, pampering, luxury, good food, memories and friends. Oh, and leave the feather boa, pink hen-night boppers and those willy straws at home.