Loom Band Unisex Thong Goes On Sale On eBay (Unsurprisingly, It Has No Bids)

Loom Band Unisex Thong Goes On Sale On eBay (Unsurprisingly, It Has No Bids)

24.07.2014
Like football stickers and Pokemon cards, the loom band craze is sweeping through school playgrounds at an unstoppable force. But it turns...
This Man Went To The Doctor For Stomach Cramps, Found Out He's A Woman With Period Pains

This Man Went To The Doctor For Stomach Cramps, Found Out He's A Woman With Period Pains

Rachel Moss  24.07.2014
We're guessing that when this married man went to his local doctor complaining of stomach cramps, the diagnosis he received was unexpected...
The Length Of Time This Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck In Her Vagina For Will Make Your Eyes Water...

The Length Of Time This Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck In Her Vagina For Will Make Your Eyes Water...

24.07.2014
Live eels, forks and skipping ropes are just some of the stranger items which have become stuck in human orifices. Here’s a new one...
Student Quits University To Work As Possibly The Worst Harry Styles Lookalike Ever

Student Quits University To Work As Possibly The Worst Harry Styles Lookalike Ever

24.07.2014
A student has quit university to work as what just might be the worst Harry Styles lookalike ever. Aron Dale, from Middlesborough, claims...
Indian Teenager Has 232 Teeth Removed In ‘World Record' Surgery

Indian Teenager Has 232 Teeth Removed In ‘World Record' Surgery

Sara C Nelson  24.07.2014
Surgeons have removed 232 teeth from the mouth of an Indian teenager. Ashik Gavai was admitted to JJ Hospital in Mumbai last week with...
Sociology Students To Study Selfies For A-Level

Sociology Students To Study Selfies For A-Level

23.07.2014
Back in April, we revealed a university would be launching a degree course on selfies. As many of you suspected, this was indeed an April...
Man Accidentally Sets His House On Fire Trying To Kill A Spider With A Blowtorch

Man Accidentally Sets His House On Fire Trying To Kill A Spider With A Blowtorch

18.07.2014
There are various ways to kill a spider. Using a shoe, perhaps. Or a saucepan. But a homemade blowtorch..? Yes, this week's Darwin Award...
This Graphic Designer Writes Cryptic Notes For His Postmen To Solve

This Graphic Designer Writes Cryptic Notes For His Postmen To Solve

18.07.2014
James Addison, we're loving your work. For five years, the graphic designer from Poole in Dorset has been addressing envelopes using cryptic...
The Hot Convict Has Been Shot Dead... By The Internet

The Hot Convict Has Been Shot Dead... By The Internet

Sara C Nelson  17.07.2014
Being that we’ll not be receiving any new pictures of “hot convict” Jeremy Meeks any time soon, the internet has responded with great...
You Will Never Guess How Much This Loom Band Dress Sold For

You Will Never Guess How Much This Loom Band Dress Sold For

Rachel Moss  17.07.2014
For every generation of kids, there's a trend that appears and out nowhere and takes over the playground - yours may have been yo-yos,...
Free At Last! Girl, 11, Has 15kg Tumour Removed

Free At Last! Girl, 11, Has 15kg Tumour Removed

17.07.2014
An 11-year-old girl has undergone surgery to remove a 15kg tumour from her abdomen. Han Bingbing’s growth, later diagnosed as an ovarian...
Passive-Aggressive Watermelon Stabbing Ends In Arrest

Passive-Aggressive Watermelon Stabbing Ends In Arrest

16.07.2014
A man has been charged with threatening and disorderly conduct after an incident involving… a watermelon. Carmine Cervellino, of Connecticut,...
The Penis Chocolates Are On Me! Is Something The Milky Bar Kid Never Said

The Penis Chocolates Are On Me! Is Something The Milky Bar Kid Never Said

16.07.2014
That’s the thing about penises – you never know when they might creep up on you. Take lawyer Robin Jacobs, who was innocently unwrapping...
Vagina Artist Arrested For Distributing 3D Scans Of Her Genitals

Vagina Artist Arrested For Distributing 3D Scans Of Her Genitals

Sara C Nelson  15.07.2014
An artist has been arrested on suspicion of breaking Japanese obscenity laws. Megumi Igarashi was detained after distributing data enabling...