Why Is Dave Always Blue On Holidays?

Why Is Dave Always Blue On Holidays?

19.08.2014
Feeling blue? Dave and Sam's holidays are starting to get a bit predictable In the Cameron household, packing to go on holiday must be...
World's Most Pierced Man Denied Entry To Dubai Over 'Black Magic' Fears

World's Most Pierced Man Denied Entry To Dubai Over 'Black Magic' Fears

18.08.2014
A German man who holds the world record for the most piercings has been denied entry to Dubai. Rolf Buchholz was on his way to make an...
Is Wigan Prepared For A Dragon Attack?

Is Wigan Prepared For A Dragon Attack?

16.08.2014
Highlighting that perhaps everyone needs to calm down and stop getting so emotionally attached to Game Of Thrones, local councils have...
'It Does Look Like A Willy'

'It Does Look Like A Willy'

Sara C Nelson  14.08.2014
The larder of innocent, functional things which resemble human genitalia is ever growing. Take this tourist map of a Hertfordshire town,...
These Japanese Sex Dolls Are Disturbingly Realistic

These Japanese Sex Dolls Are Disturbingly Realistic

Rachel Moss  13.08.2014
When we first heard about a teddybear that doubles up as a vibrator we thought we'd discovered the most disturbing sex toy ever invented. But...
This Is Surely The World's Most Committed McDonald's Customer

This Is Surely The World's Most Committed McDonald's Customer

11.08.2014
Meet the world's most committed McDonald's customer. Yes, this guy isn't letting a little thing like 'being on a motorised stretcher'...
Man Fined For Pretending To Be A Ghost In Cemetery

Man Fined For Pretending To Be A Ghost In Cemetery

7.08.2014
A man has been fined for pretending to be a ghost and other rowdy behaviour in a cemetery, according to police. Anthony Stallard had been...
Woman In Wales Sets Home On Fire While Trying To Kill A Spider

Woman In Wales Sets Home On Fire While Trying To Kill A Spider

7.08.2014
Seriously, people. This is getting out of hand now. Recently, we brought you the story of a Seattle man who set fire to his house when...
Nothing To See Here. Just A Bear Walking Upright Around The Streets Of New Jersey

Nothing To See Here. Just A Bear Walking Upright Around The Streets Of New Jersey

7.08.2014
If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise! Namely: that there are no bears there, because they're all wandering...
Posing Like You Have Toothache Is A Thing Now

Posing Like You Have Toothache Is A Thing Now

Rachel Moss  4.08.2014
We're used to seeing bizarre trends in the world of fashion and this one is certainly no exception. The latest trend in Japan is posing...
The 10 Best Newspaper Headlines Ever To Come Out Of Yorkshire

The 10 Best Newspaper Headlines Ever To Come Out Of Yorkshire

1.08.2014
Happy Yorkshire Day! Here are just 10 reasons to love God's own county... and the people who live in it: (Via Imgur) SEE ALSO: 10...
Fed Up Passengers Have Best Response Ever After Woman Attacks Plane Crew With False Leg

Fed Up Passengers Have Best Response Ever After Woman Attacks Plane Crew With False Leg

31.07.2014
A plane had to be diverted to Gatwick Airport last night after a woman allegedly unleashed a foul-mouthed tirade and threw her prosthetic...
House Sitter Leaves World's Most Disturbing Note For Returning Home Owner

House Sitter Leaves World's Most Disturbing Note For Returning Home Owner

31.07.2014
“Jumped on trampoline, bruised penis. Don’t think I understand how these things work. “Neighbour came by, asked for soap. I suspect...
Vet Who Was Filmed Having Sex With A Dog & A Horse Is Struck Off

Vet Who Was Filmed Having Sex With A Dog & A Horse Is Struck Off

Sara C Nelson  31.07.2014
A vet who was filmed having sex with a horse and a dog has been struck off. Oliver Fraser Lown, of Kesgrave, Suffolk, was found guilty...