Not Your Average Phone Perve: 'Naughty' Dog Dials 999 & Pants Down The Phone (PICTURES)

Not Your Average Phone Perve: 'Naughty' Dog Dials 999 & Pants Down The Phone (PICTURES)

Sara C Nelson  15.04.2014
Police who responded to a 999 call from a heavy breather were surprised to find the culprit was actually a dog. Officers raced to the...
LOOK: Are These The World's Crappest Facial Tattoos? (PROBABLY)

LOOK: Are These The World's Crappest Facial Tattoos? (PROBABLY)

Sara C Nelson  15.04.2014
Police in Maryland are hunting a suspect with some, um, distinguishing characteristics. That is, Antoine Petty is the proud owner of...
What Is The Mysterious 'Black Ring Of Leamington Spa'?

What Is The Mysterious 'Black Ring Of Leamington Spa'?

15.04.2014
Even after dismissing witchcraft with a rational mind this is still really, really weird. Dubbed the Black Ring of Leamington Spa, the...
Elderly Couple In Spat With Virgin Media Over £900 Porn Bill

Elderly Couple In Spat With Virgin Media Over £900 Porn Bill

12.04.2014
An elderly couple are set to have their Virgin Media television service terminated after they refused to pay bills totalling nearly £900...
Happy Easter! Rabbit Pizza Promoted On Billboard Nailed With Hundreds Of Animal Pelts (PICTURE)

Happy Easter! Rabbit Pizza Promoted On Billboard Nailed With Hundreds Of Animal Pelts (PICTURE)

Sara C Nelson  11.04.2014
Following the revelation a Merseyside butcher has produced Scotch Crème Eggs for his Easter fayre, we bring you news of the Rabbit Pizza....
'Racist' Swan Only Attacks Foreign Students

'Racist' Swan Only Attacks Foreign Students

11.04.2014
A swan nesting at a university has been accused of attacking students from ethnic minorities. Warwick University has had to erect a fence...
Why Is This Woman Walking A Man On A Leash Through London?

Why Is This Woman Walking A Man On A Leash Through London?

11.04.2014
London commuters have been left puzzled by the strange sight of a well-dressed women leading a be-suited man on a leash around the city. The...
Entrepreneurial Beekeeper Wears 45kg 'Bee Dress' To Promote Honey Business

Entrepreneurial Beekeeper Wears 45kg 'Bee Dress' To Promote Honey Business

Sara C Nelson  11.04.2014
What’s a beekeeper got to do to get some attention around here? Try wearing a “bee dress” – consisting of around 456,500 of the...
Watch These Conjoined Twins Perfect The 'Spider Walk' (PICTURES, VIDEO)

Watch These Conjoined Twins Perfect The 'Spider Walk' (PICTURES, VIDEO)

  10.04.2014
Conjoined twins Shivanath and Shivram Sahu have found a remarkable way to get to school - dropping to the floor and running like a spider. The...
A Pictorial Guide As To Why You Shouldn't Try To Squeeze Your Teenage Frame Into a Child's Swing

A Pictorial Guide As To Why You Shouldn't Try To Squeeze Your Teenage Frame Into a Child's Swing

Sara C Nelson  10.04.2014
Here’s how to lose all vestiges of “cool” in record time. Step 1: Squeeze into tiny child’s swing in order to smoke a cigarette....
Horse Yoga, Anyone?

Horse Yoga, Anyone?

9.04.2014
Yoga fans! Had enough of Downward-Facing Dog? Why not try Downward-Facing Horse? Yes, it's the new craze from Argentina. The Doma India...
Noah Film Screening Cancelled... Due To Flood

Noah Film Screening Cancelled... Due To Flood

8.04.2014
A screening of the new blockbuster film Noah had to be cancelled… due to flooding. Cinemagoers were, luckily, not in need of a giant...
Skipping Rope Removed From Man's Urethra By The Improbably Named 'Dr Dong' (PICTURE)

Skipping Rope Removed From Man's Urethra By The Improbably Named 'Dr Dong' (PICTURE)

Sara C Nelson  8.04.2014
A middle-aged man has had a skipping rope removed from his urethra, according to media reports. Citing the Sanxia Business Times, Shanghaiist...
Chadwick The Koi Carp Finally Home After Escaping During UK Floods

Chadwick The Koi Carp Finally Home After Escaping During UK Floods

5.04.2014
Rest easy folks, Chadwick the missing carp has returned safely to his Romsey pond after escaping during the floods. The 10-year-old chagoi...