No, A Baby Gorilla In China Probably Hasn't Been Named 'Harambe McHarambeface'

No, A Baby Gorilla In China Probably Hasn't Been Named 'Harambe McHarambeface'

Ryan Barrell  13.09.2016
A newborn gorilla in a Chinese zoo most likely hasn’t been given the name “Harambe McHarambeface”, despite reports to...
Angry Seagull Forces Cornwall Tesco To Close After Taking Over Pet Food Aisle

Angry Seagull Forces Cornwall Tesco To Close After Taking Over Pet Food Aisle

Ryan Barrell  18.08.2016
An irate avian forced the total evacuation of a supermarket in Cornwall on Tuesday evening as shoppers looked on in horror. The angry seagull...
This Is The Most Bizarre Headline Ever To Come Out Of A Tiny Swedish Town

This Is The Most Bizarre Headline Ever To Come Out Of A Tiny Swedish Town

Ryan Barrell  17.08.2016
A small Swedish town has been rocked by a bizarre crime involving pig masks, sex, Pokemon and lasers. The tiny town of Insjön, with...
Pensioner's Massive Cock Has Become A Local Tourist Attraction

Pensioner's Massive Cock Has Become A Local Tourist Attraction

Ryan Barrell  12.08.2016
A Scottish pensioner’s home has become a local tourist attraction after he erected a 14 foot (4.25 metre) cockerel in his...
Listen To Some Of The Eeriest Sounds To Come From Space

Listen To Some Of The Eeriest Sounds To Come From Space

Thomas Tamblyn  8.08.2016
Space might be a deathly silent vacuum but that doesn’t mean that aren’t sounds to be heard. In fact some of the most...
It's Over, We've Found The Weirdest Story Of The Olympics

It's Over, We've Found The Weirdest Story Of The Olympics

Louise Ridley  7.08.2016
An Olympic kayaker may have capsized at the Rio Games after bumping an underwater sofa, according to reports. Sky Sports journalist Paul...
Police Investigating THIRD Severed Human Foot Found In Park

Police Investigating THIRD Severed Human Foot Found In Park

Aubrey Allegretti  5.08.2016
Police are investigating after a human foot was discovered in the garden of a house in Bath. The latest discovery brings the total number...
Woman Leaves Dogs In Car, Dog Crashes Car Into Supermarket

Woman Leaves Dogs In Car, Dog Crashes Car Into Supermarket

Ryan Barrell  1.08.2016
During the summer months, we tend to hear a lot of warnings against leaving dogs in cars, usually because the high temperatures can cause...
People Are Quite Angry That Larry The Downing Street Cat Didn't Get A Knighthood

People Are Quite Angry That Larry The Downing Street Cat Didn't Get A Knighthood

Ryan Barrell  1.08.2016
Former prime minister David Cameron has been criticised for cronyism after the release of his resignation honours list, which recommended...
Train Driver Gives Wonderfully Honest Apology After Messing Up A Journey

Train Driver Gives Wonderfully Honest Apology After Messing Up A Journey

Ryan Barrell  29.07.2016
Commuters on a Thameslink train were given a shock on Thursday morning when their driver made a very odd mistake. According to Twitter...
Someone Has Built A Tiny Wall Around Donald Trump's Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Someone Has Built A Tiny Wall Around Donald Trump's Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Ryan Barrell  21.07.2016
In yet another round of vandalism, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s star on the iconic Hollywood Walk Of...
Brits Warned Of Seagulls Across The UK 'Tripping On Acid'

Brits Warned Of Seagulls Across The UK 'Tripping On Acid'

Ryan Barrell  20.07.2016
Britons have been warned to stay alert due to an unusually high number of seagulls “tripping on acid” after eating flying ants.  Experts...
Bakers Create Dr Pimple Popper-Inspired Zit Cakes

Bakers Create Dr Pimple Popper-Inspired Zit Cakes

Natasha Hinde  19.07.2016
We now live in a world where you can take your love of zit-popping to a whole new level. By eating spots (kind of). Bakers...
Police Swoop In To Stop 'Illegal Rubber Duck Race' In The Cotswolds

Police Swoop In To Stop 'Illegal Rubber Duck Race' In The Cotswolds

Ryan Barrell  22.06.2016
Police officers were called into action over an "illegal" rubber duck race disrupting the peace in a Gloucestershire village on Sunday. Bourton-on-the-water...