Woman Claims Donald Trump's Face Appeared To Her In Tub Of Butter

Woman Claims Donald Trump's Face Appeared To Her In Tub Of Butter

David Moye  25.08.2015
I can’t believe it’s not Donald! Jan Castellano was getting ready to have some breakfast when she almost lost her lunch. She opened...
Terrified Cyclist Journeys Through 'Zombie Kangaroo Apocalypse'

Terrified Cyclist Journeys Through 'Zombie Kangaroo Apocalypse'

Eve Hartley  25.08.2015
"Instead of a zombie apocalypse, it's a fucking kangaroo... i'm kinda terrified" were the words of an Australian cyclist caught up in scenes...
Girl Pops Spot That's Been Living On Her Ear For Six Years

Girl Pops Spot That's Been Living On Her Ear For Six Years

Eve Hartley  21.08.2015
If you're squeamish, look away now. A teenager has decided to pop a spot that has been residing on the side of her ear for six years,...
Deadly Sinkhole Reopens Two Years After Swallowing Sleeping Man

Deadly Sinkhole Reopens Two Years After Swallowing Sleeping Man

Eve Hartley  20.08.2015
A 20-foot-wide sinkhole has reopened in the exact location it swallowed a sleeping man in March, 2013. The depth of the hole, in Seffner,...
There's An App Called Pooductive For Chatting To Other People On The Loo

There's An App Called Pooductive For Chatting To Other People On The Loo

Sophie Brown  20.08.2015
We're back with yet more evidence to prove there really is an app for everything... Pooductive let's you chat with people who are also...
Someone Invented A Tampon You Can Share With Your BFF

Someone Invented A Tampon You Can Share With Your BFF

Natasha Hinde  19.08.2015
A woman has invented a double tampon designed for two gal pals to use... at the same time... while menstruating. We'll give you a moment...
Parrot Detained By Police For Verbally Abusing 85-Year-Old Woman

Parrot Detained By Police For Verbally Abusing 85-Year-Old Woman

Eve Hartley  19.08.2015
A parrot has been detained after abusing an 85-year-old woman with 'offensive slurs.' The bird, which has been named as Hariyal, was reportedly...
Man Tattoos 6 Inch Penis On Thigh, Wife Kicks Him Out

Man Tattoos 6 Inch Penis On Thigh, Wife Kicks Him Out

Natasha Hinde  17.08.2015
There are some things in life that you just can't come back from and for Stuart Valentino that thing was tattooing a six-and-a-half inch...
Fire Fighters Remove Four Curtain Hooks From Man's Penis

Fire Fighters Remove Four Curtain Hooks From Man's Penis

Sara C Nelson  14.08.2015
A 50-year-old man is reportedly recovering in hospital after having four curtain rings removed from his penis. The man was taken to the...
Genome Study Reveals Octopuses Are 'Aliens'

Genome Study Reveals Octopuses Are 'Aliens'

Eve Hartley  14.08.2015
A new study has revealed that octopuses are basically aliens. Research on their individual DNA make-up discovered that they are unlike...
There's Actually A Ned Flanders Themed Heavy Metal Band Called 'Okilly Dokilly'

There's Actually A Ned Flanders Themed Heavy Metal Band Called 'Okilly Dokilly'

Ryan Barrell  13.08.2015
Howdy ho neighbourino! Have you ever wanted your heavy metal music to be a bit more Flanders-y? Well, now it is. 'Okilly Dokilly' are...
Baby Monitor Reveals Ghostly Shadow Hovering Above Sleeping Toddler

Baby Monitor Reveals Ghostly Shadow Hovering Above Sleeping Toddler

Eve Hartley  12.08.2015
A ghostly shadow has been caught hovering above a sleeping toddler on a baby monitor. The recording shows Rosie sleeping peacefully in...
There's A Naked Guy Crawling Around Barcelona Pretending To Be A Dog

There's A Naked Guy Crawling Around Barcelona Pretending To Be A Dog

Eve Hartley  11.08.2015
Josep Ivan Argelaga - or as he's more commonly known, "dogman" - is exploring the boundaries of provocative art. In doing so, he is performing...
Drunk Guy Vs Escalator

Drunk Guy Vs Escalator

Eve Hartley  11.08.2015
That moment when you're so drunk you don't realise the escalator isn't moving. Yep, that. A man has unintentionally been awarded his...