Parrot Detained By Police For Verbally Abusing 85-Year-Old Woman

Parrot Detained By Police For Verbally Abusing 85-Year-Old Woman

Eve Hartley  19.08.2015
A parrot has been detained after abusing an 85-year-old woman with 'offensive slurs.' The bird, which has been named as Hariyal, was reportedly...
Man Tattoos 6 Inch Penis On Thigh, Wife Kicks Him Out

Man Tattoos 6 Inch Penis On Thigh, Wife Kicks Him Out

Natasha Hinde  17.08.2015
There are some things in life that you just can't come back from and for Stuart Valentino that thing was tattooing a six-and-a-half inch...
Fire Fighters Remove Four Curtain Hooks From Man's Penis

Fire Fighters Remove Four Curtain Hooks From Man's Penis

Sara C Nelson  14.08.2015
A 50-year-old man is reportedly recovering in hospital after having four curtain rings removed from his penis. The man was taken to the...
Genome Study Reveals Octopuses Are 'Aliens'

Genome Study Reveals Octopuses Are 'Aliens'

Eve Hartley  14.08.2015
A new study has revealed that octopuses are basically aliens. Research on their individual DNA make-up discovered that they are unlike...
There's Actually A Ned Flanders Themed Heavy Metal Band Called 'Okilly Dokilly'

There's Actually A Ned Flanders Themed Heavy Metal Band Called 'Okilly Dokilly'

Ryan Barrell  13.08.2015
Howdy ho neighbourino! Have you ever wanted your heavy metal music to be a bit more Flanders-y? Well, now it is. 'Okilly Dokilly' are...
Baby Monitor Reveals Ghostly Shadow Hovering Above Sleeping Toddler

Baby Monitor Reveals Ghostly Shadow Hovering Above Sleeping Toddler

Eve Hartley  12.08.2015
A ghostly shadow has been caught hovering above a sleeping toddler on a baby monitor. The recording shows Rosie sleeping peacefully in...
There's A Naked Guy Crawling Around Barcelona Pretending To Be A Dog

There's A Naked Guy Crawling Around Barcelona Pretending To Be A Dog

Eve Hartley  11.08.2015
Josep Ivan Argelaga - or as he's more commonly known, "dogman" - is exploring the boundaries of provocative art. In doing so, he is performing...
Drunk Guy Vs Escalator

Drunk Guy Vs Escalator

Eve Hartley  11.08.2015
That moment when you're so drunk you don't realise the escalator isn't moving. Yep, that. A man has unintentionally been awarded his...
Man Discovers Screw Emerging From Foot (And It's Totally Gross)

Man Discovers Screw Emerging From Foot (And It's Totally Gross)

Natasha Hinde  10.08.2015
WARNING: This article contains graphic images A man has shared a very graphic photo of his foot after a screw popped out nine months after...
What Happens When You Put Hitler Quotes In The Comments Of Daily Mail Articles? You Make Friends...

What Happens When You Put Hitler Quotes In The Comments Of Daily Mail Articles? You Make Friends...

Ryan Barrell  10.08.2015
Anyone who has ever had the displeasure of delving into the barren wasteland of the Mail Online's comments could be forgiven for thinking...
For The Love Of Cheddar... Russia Destroys Seven Tonnes of 'Illegal' Cheese

For The Love Of Cheddar... Russia Destroys Seven Tonnes of 'Illegal' Cheese

Eve Hartley  10.08.2015
Russia is destroying seven tons of illegally imported cheese in retaliation against sanctions imposed on Moscow by the EU and allies over...
Photos People Store On Their Phones Are Predictably Grim, Weird And Offensive To Watermelons (NSFW)

Photos People Store On Their Phones Are Predictably Grim, Weird And Offensive To Watermelons (NSFW)

Natasha Hinde  7.08.2015
We've all been there, scrolling through someone else's phone and coming across something that offends the eyes and either a) makes you...
Seagulls Are Officially Worse Than Pigeons, According To YouGov

Seagulls Are Officially Worse Than Pigeons, According To YouGov

Ryan Barrell  7.08.2015
A pioneering YouGov poll has discovered that Brits are more fond of one type of bird over another type. The renowned pollster asked 1,500...
One Of Those 'Man Sues Wife For Being Ugly' Tales Is Doing The Rounds Again

One Of Those 'Man Sues Wife For Being Ugly' Tales Is Doing The Rounds Again

Sara C Nelson  6.08.2015
A dubious tale of a groom suing his bride a day after their wedding for looking unattractive without makeup is doing the rounds. The...