Cat Named Limberbutt McCubbins Enters US Presidential Race (Yes, Really)

Cat Named Limberbutt McCubbins Enters US Presidential Race (Yes, Really)

Ryan Barrell  10.07.2015
A cat named Limberbutt McCubbins has entered the race to become the Democrat Party's presidential candidate in 2016. McCubbins joins Lincoln...
House Listed On Zoopla Advertised 'With Local Drug Dealers Close By'

House Listed On Zoopla Advertised 'With Local Drug Dealers Close By'

Ryan Barrell  10.07.2015
Rule number one of sales - know your target market. Most estate agents will advertise properties as close to train stations or supermarkets,...
Mum Claims She Foud Poisonous Spider In Grapes From Asda

Mum Claims She Foud Poisonous Spider In Grapes From Asda

9.07.2015
Abbi Rigby purchased a bunch of grapes to give to her children from her local Asda on Tuesday afternoon. But the 31-year-old claims to...
Prisoner Successfully Sues Jail For Ignoring His Six-Day Erection

Prisoner Successfully Sues Jail For Ignoring His Six-Day Erection

Ryan Barrell  9.07.2015
A 50-year-old prisoner who suffered "permanent injuries to his penis, loss of function, mutilation, continued pain and discomfort" has...
This Laser-Etched Tortilla Record Is Both Actually Playable And Delicious

This Laser-Etched Tortilla Record Is Both Actually Playable And Delicious

Thomas Tamblyn  8.07.2015
The vinyl record might be iconic, but it suffers from one fatal flaw which is that when you've finished playing it, you can't eat it. Well...
Russian Government Issues Guidelines On Safe Selfies

Russian Government Issues Guidelines On Safe Selfies

Ryan Barrell  7.07.2015
The Russian Federation's Ministry of Internal Affairs has issued a set of guidelines hoping to teach young people how to safely take selfies. The...
People Are Making Their Phones Look Like Guns Yet Are Shocked The Police Are Freaking Out

People Are Making Their Phones Look Like Guns Yet Are Shocked The Police Are Freaking Out

Thomas Tamblyn  3.07.2015
If we were to think about some of the biggest mistakes you can make in life, this would be firmly in the top five. Located somewhere above...
Australian Church Apologises For Telling Girls Not To Hug Because It'd Make Them Want Sex

Australian Church Apologises For Telling Girls Not To Hug Because It'd Make Them Want Sex

Lucy Sherriff  3.07.2015
According to a church in Melbourne, Australia, if a woman becomes physically close and hugs a guy for 20 seconds it will make her want...
Roskilde Festival To Recycle P*ss Into Beer (Yack)

Roskilde Festival To Recycle P*ss Into Beer (Yack)

Natasha Hinde  2.07.2015
There's environmentally friendly and then there's bat shit crazy - and this latest scheme from organisers at Roskilde festival leans towards...
This Penis Tattoo Is Rid*ckulous

This Penis Tattoo Is Rid*ckulous

Natasha Hinde  1.07.2015
This is why you shouldn't dick around when it comes to getting inked. View post on imgur.com 'Bonniebigheart' posted a before and after...
Teen Pulls Out Wriggling Four Inch Centipede From His EAR After Suffering Horrible Pain

Teen Pulls Out Wriggling Four Inch Centipede From His EAR After Suffering Horrible Pain

1.07.2015
A teenager was left horrified when he pulled out a live four inch-long centipede from his ear after suffering excruciating pain. Grant...
Incredible Photos Of Crow Riding An Eagle... Because Why Wouldn't You Ride An Eagle?

Incredible Photos Of Crow Riding An Eagle... Because Why Wouldn't You Ride An Eagle?

Sophie Brown  1.07.2015
We didn't think that anything could top the weasel riding on woodpecker, the baby monkey riding on a pig, or the raccoon riding on an alligator....
Nothing To See Here, Except Yes There Is And It's Ridiculous

Nothing To See Here, Except Yes There Is And It's Ridiculous

Thomas Tamblyn  30.06.2015
As everyone remembers in the film 'Top Gun', the MiG-29 was the famous plane that Tom Cruise inverted over to give his own special greeting...
This Man Tattooed 'Gary Lineker Shags Crisps' On His Arse

This Man Tattooed 'Gary Lineker Shags Crisps' On His Arse

Natasha Hinde  30.06.2015
There are bad tattoos and then there are shit tattoos. And this, ladies and gents, is a shit tattoo. An actual human being thought it...