WATCH: McDonalds Battles With Group Of Elderly 'Seat-Hogging' Pensioners

WATCH: McDonalds Battles With Group Of Elderly 'Seat-Hogging' Pensioners

16.01.2014
McDonald's are at war with a group of elderly patrons who are apparently hogging seats at a New York branch. Staff are becoming increasingly...
Iranian News Says US Is Secretly Run By Nazi Space Aliens

Iranian News Says US Is Secretly Run By Nazi Space Aliens

14.01.2014
Don't panic, but America is apparently being ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in...
Cliché Fail: Banana Ban For Monkeys At Zoo

Cliché Fail: Banana Ban For Monkeys At Zoo

14.01.2014
Animal nutritionists have cancelled a cliché and issued a banana ban for monkeys at a zoo in Devon. Experts have likened giving fruit...
Meet Neknominate: The Crazy New Drinking Game Dominating Facebook`

Meet Neknominate: The Crazy New Drinking Game Dominating Facebook`

Lucy Sherriff  14.01.2014
It seems there's a new trend in town: Neknominate. Seemingly invented by the Aussies, the craze has crossed the water and taken Britain...
Ouch. Mountain Bike Accident Causes Seven Week Long Erection

Ouch. Mountain Bike Accident Causes Seven Week Long Erection

Sara C Nelson  14.01.2014
A 22-year-old man was left with an erection lasting seven weeks after suffering a straddle injury on his mountain bike. The unnamed man...
Moviegoer Shot For Texting During A Screening Of 'Lone Survivor'

Moviegoer Shot For Texting During A Screening Of 'Lone Survivor'

Paul Vale  13.01.2014
A man has been killed and his wife injured after a shooting in an US movie theatre over the use of a mobile phone during a film. The...
'I Have No Bum Crack' Day 2 Of Reddit's Medical Curiosities (NSFW PICTURE)

'I Have No Bum Crack' Day 2 Of Reddit's Medical Curiosities (NSFW PICTURE)

Sara C Nelson  13.01.2014
Got a third nipple? Perhaps a vestigial tail? Let us point you in the direction of Reddit – the number one platform for unveiling medical...
WATCH: Man Wakes Up In Mortuary 15 Hours After He Was Pronounced Dead

WATCH: Man Wakes Up In Mortuary 15 Hours After He Was Pronounced Dead

12.01.2014
Morgue staff were given a nasty shock when a man who had been pronounced dead regained consciousness and began calling for help. Kenyan...
Fancy A Home You Can't Even Stand Up In?

Fancy A Home You Can't Even Stand Up In?

12.01.2014
Londoners rejoice! Are you tired of forking out your entire paycheque on rent? Having to commute for two hours every morning on a crammed...
Millions Of Brits Are Too Freaked Out By Real Fish

Millions Of Brits Are Too Freaked Out By Real Fish

10.01.2014
Are we a nation of Ichthyophobes? The phobia - which refers to the fear of eating, touching or being near raw or dead fish - may be a lot...
Huge Jewellery Stash Found Hidden Up Drink Drivers Bottom

Huge Jewellery Stash Found Hidden Up Drink Drivers Bottom

10.01.2014
Police and doctors made a rather surprising discovery after a teenager drunkenly crashed his car last month. He had somebody's jewellery...
Toy Story's Woody Arrested For Sex Crimes In Times Square

Toy Story's Woody Arrested For Sex Crimes In Times Square

10.01.2014
A man dressed as Woody from the Toy Story films has been arrested in Times Square on multiple sex charges. Jose Vaszquez, 44, in full...
Chinese Student Ties Her Hair To Clothes Dryer To Stay Awake

Chinese Student Ties Her Hair To Clothes Dryer To Stay Awake

10.01.2014
As these snaps show of a Chinese student shot by her roommate some people are prepared to go to hair-raising extremes in order to get good...
House For Sale: Includes Four Bedrooms And Two Bodies Buried In The Garden (PICTURES)

House For Sale: Includes Four Bedrooms And Two Bodies Buried In The Garden (PICTURES)

Sara C Nelson  10.01.2014
It needs some work, but with four double-bedrooms, four reception rooms and a sizeable back yard, this Teddington property could make an...