70-Year-Old Man Advertising For 'Nude Cleaner' Inundated With Offers

70-Year-Old Man Advertising For 'Nude Cleaner' Inundated With Offers

Ryan Barrell  19.04.2016
A pensioner from Bristol has received eight applicants after leaving a postcard in a newsagent's window looking for a "nude female cleaner"...
Ukip Councillor Tries To Convince People To Leave EU While Brandishing Cucumber And Banana

Ukip Councillor Tries To Convince People To Leave EU While Brandishing Cucumber And Banana

Ryan Barrell  14.04.2016
A Ukip councillor gave an impassioned case for Havant Borough Council to vote in favour of leaving the EU whilst brandishing two items...
Silly Criminals Try To Rob Bank While Disguised With Tin Foil

Silly Criminals Try To Rob Bank While Disguised With Tin Foil

Ryan Barrell  12.04.2016
Two bumbling criminals were caught trying to rob a bank thanks to this CCTV footage, but there's something slightly odd about their...
David Cameron Is Being Auctioned Off On eBay 'For Parts Or Not Working'

David Cameron Is Being Auctioned Off On eBay 'For Parts Or Not Working'

Ryan Barrell  12.04.2016
An internet jokester has put prime minister David Cameron up for sale on eBay. At least, we're assuming it's a prank - unless Samantha...
Someone In Cheltenham Dropped An Entire KFC Meal And The Local Paper Did A Story On It

Someone In Cheltenham Dropped An Entire KFC Meal And The Local Paper Did A Story On It

Ryan Barrell  7.04.2016
Local newspapers are often a source of weird and wonderful stories, but the latest story to come out of Cheltenham is the best scoop we've...
Man Discovers 'Doppelgänger' On Facebook With The Same Name

Man Discovers 'Doppelgänger' On Facebook With The Same Name

SWNS  1.04.2016
A construction worker is convinced he's found his doppelgänger after finding a man who looks similar to him, has a similar job and...
See How Good Your Bullsh*t Detector Is With Our April Fools Quiz

See How Good Your Bullsh*t Detector Is With Our April Fools Quiz

Sarah Ann Harris  31.03.2016
Flying dogs, revenge farts and security-tagged shopping baskets - can you tell which of are April fools and which are real things?  April...
Typical Vegetarian Jeremy Corbyn Attends British Kebab Awards To Brag About Being Vegetarian

Typical Vegetarian Jeremy Corbyn Attends British Kebab Awards To Brag About Being Vegetarian

Ryan Barrell  24.03.2016
In his usual geography teacher style, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn attended the British Kebab Awards on Wednesday night to encourage people...
The Police Left A Very Cheeky Note For Someone Hiding Their Drug Stash

The Police Left A Very Cheeky Note For Someone Hiding Their Drug Stash

Ryan Barrell  21.03.2016
Camden police officer Sgt Paul Taylor made a casual little drug bust on Tuesday when his team came across a "sneaky hidey-hole" being used...
Man Leaves TripAdvisor-Style Review For Prison Cell, Says All-Day Breakfast Needs Work

Man Leaves TripAdvisor-Style Review For Prison Cell, Says All-Day Breakfast Needs Work

Ryan Barrell  11.03.2016
A man from Grimsby has become an internet star after Facebooking a hilarious TripAdvisor-style review of a prison cell after he ended up...
This Chimpanzee In A Top Hat And Tie Has Gone Missing

This Chimpanzee In A Top Hat And Tie Has Gone Missing

Sarah Ann Harris  9.03.2016
You’d have thought a stuffed chimpanzee in a tie and top hat would be fairly easy to find. But following a burglary at a taxidermy...
Benedict Cumberbatch As A Chocolate Bunny Is Pretty Creepy

Benedict Cumberbatch As A Chocolate Bunny Is Pretty Creepy

Natasha Hinde  3.03.2016
Benedict Cumberbatch has been transformed into a chocolate bunny just in time for Easter. And, to be perfectly honest with you, we're not...
Texas Man Arrested While Driving Pink Electric Toy Car Intended For Children

Texas Man Arrested While Driving Pink Electric Toy Car Intended For Children

Ryan Barrell  2.03.2016
A man wanted on suspected credit card fraud charges has been arrested by police officers - after being pulled over driving a pink child's...
Scottish Man Threatened Shopkeeper With Axe Because The Store Didn't Sell Buckfast

Scottish Man Threatened Shopkeeper With Axe Because The Store Didn't Sell Buckfast

Ryan Barrell  2.03.2016
A man has been jailed for threatening a shopkeeper with an axe after being told the store didn't sell Buckfast. Sean McLoughlin, 23, was...