No One Knows Why Hundreds Of Sex Toys Are Dangling From Power Lines In Oregon

No One Knows Why Hundreds Of Sex Toys Are Dangling From Power Lines In Oregon

Sara C Nelson  15.07.2015
Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon. Specifically, large white and orange dildos have...
Heroic Beachgoers Save Stranded Great White Shark

Heroic Beachgoers Save Stranded Great White Shark

Eve Hartley  15.07.2015
Here's a great white shark tale with a twist... One of the magnificent creatures found itself helplessly beached in Cape Cod, Massachusetts,...
You Haven't Lived Until You've Seen An Elephant Happily Swimming Laps

You Haven't Lived Until You've Seen An Elephant Happily Swimming Laps

Eve Hartley  14.07.2015
A safari park in Japan has opened up a elephantine swimming pool for its resident pachyderms. The attraction was established to allow...
Donald Trump Buttplugs Actually Exist

Donald Trump Buttplugs Actually Exist

Ryan Barrell  14.07.2015
Donald Trump, Presidential hopeful and proud owner of the world's most peculiar haircut, has received yet another satirical blow from America's...
Women Share Their Most Embarrassing Masturbation Stories

Women Share Their Most Embarrassing Masturbation Stories

Eve Hartley  14.07.2015
Amid news that a woman who crashed her Mini Cooper into the back of a fish van was masturbating with a vibrator, here are some other cringeworthy...
It's Raining Black Bears In Colorado (Ouch)

It's Raining Black Bears In Colorado (Ouch)

Eve Hartley  13.07.2015
A black bear has been filmed tumbling 30ft from a treetop outside a halls of residence building at the University of Colorado. The two-year-old...
Jurassic World Reenacted By Thespian Troupe Of Nigerian Dwarf Goats

Jurassic World Reenacted By Thespian Troupe Of Nigerian Dwarf Goats

Eve Hartley  13.07.2015
A thespian group of Nigerian dwarf goats have re-enacted the Hollywood blockbuster Jurassic World in dramatic style. The ruminant mammals...
Students Banned From Throwing Graduation Caps At Birmingham Uni Reception Over 'Health And Safety Fears'

Students Banned From Throwing Graduation Caps At Birmingham Uni Reception Over 'Health And Safety Fears'

Lucy Sherriff  13.07.2015
Students at Birmingham University have been banned from throwing their caps in a graduation reception over health and safety fears, it...
Boyband Singer Collapses On EasyJet After Donning 12 Layers Of Clothes To Avoid Luggage Fee

Boyband Singer Collapses On EasyJet After Donning 12 Layers Of Clothes To Avoid Luggage Fee

Sara C Nelson  10.07.2015
A teenage boyband member was hospitalised this week after collapsing on board a plane suffering from heat exhaustion. James McElvar boarded...
Think Ted's Furry Marriage Is Weird? Try These Bizarre Real-Life Unions!

Think Ted's Furry Marriage Is Weird? Try These Bizarre Real-Life Unions!

10.07.2015
'Ted 2' - in cinemas this week - sees the return of John (Mark Wahlberg) and his lifelong friend, foul-tongued teddy bear Ted (voiced by...
Next Time There's A Tube Strike Let's All Do This

Next Time There's A Tube Strike Let's All Do This

Eve Hartley  10.07.2015
This week commuters in London were left tearing their hair out in misery as a Tube strike swept across the capital. So they would have...
Cat Named Limberbutt McCubbins Enters US Presidential Race (Yes, Really)

Cat Named Limberbutt McCubbins Enters US Presidential Race (Yes, Really)

Ryan Barrell  10.07.2015
A cat named Limberbutt McCubbins has entered the race to become the Democrat Party's presidential candidate in 2016. McCubbins joins Lincoln...
House Listed On Zoopla Advertised 'With Local Drug Dealers Close By'

House Listed On Zoopla Advertised 'With Local Drug Dealers Close By'

Ryan Barrell  10.07.2015
Rule number one of sales - know your target market. Most estate agents will advertise properties as close to train stations or supermarkets,...
Mum Claims She Foud Poisonous Spider In Grapes From Asda

Mum Claims She Foud Poisonous Spider In Grapes From Asda

9.07.2015
Abbi Rigby purchased a bunch of grapes to give to her children from her local Asda on Tuesday afternoon. But the 31-year-old claims to...