This Is Why You Always Check Under The Toilet Seat In Australia

This Is Why You Always Check Under The Toilet Seat In Australia

Ryan Barrell  17.09.2015
In today's most bum-clenching news, two pythons measuring a combined length of five and a half metres have been rescued from a toilet bowl...
Enormous Prehistoric-Looking Fish Caught Near Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Site

Enormous Prehistoric-Looking Fish Caught Near Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Site

Eve Hartley  17.09.2015
A enormous prehistoric-looking wolffish has been caught by fishermen along the Japanese coast. Hirasaka Hiroshi reeled in the monstrous...
Seagull Wins Prize For Most Aspirational Photobomb Ever

Seagull Wins Prize For Most Aspirational Photobomb Ever

Ryan Barrell  17.09.2015
An Essex photographer managed to snap the picture of a lifetime during an air show last month when his pictures were infiltrated by a cheeky...
How Much Would You Bet On This Basketball Shot?

How Much Would You Bet On This Basketball Shot?

Caroline Frost  15.09.2015
A fortnight or so ago, I was contacted by this pair of young Australian gentlemen, explaining that they were in London. Their back-catalogue...
Graffiti Removal Guy Gets Immortalised In French Artwork

Graffiti Removal Guy Gets Immortalised In French Artwork

Ryan Barrell  15.09.2015
City workers beware, if you're paid to remove graffiti, you risk becoming the target of street artists everywhere. That's what happened...
This Australian Senator Just Quoted A Taylor Swift Song In Parliament

This Australian Senator Just Quoted A Taylor Swift Song In Parliament

Ryan Barrell  15.09.2015
Every now and then pop culture meets politics, and it very rarely goes well. This time, however, we're just in awe. The entire state of...
Actually, JK Rowling Has Been Pronouncing The 'T' In Voldemort All Along

Actually, JK Rowling Has Been Pronouncing The 'T' In Voldemort All Along

11.09.2015
Remember when Professor Umbridge forced Harry Potter to carve "I must not tell lies" in his hand for punishment? Does that mean anything...
Police Pull Over Woman With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina

Police Pull Over Woman With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina

Eve Hartley  10.09.2015
A woman has confessed to concealing a loaded gun in her vagina after being pulled over by police at a traffic light. The incident, involving...
A Student Was Hit By A Car After Cellotaping Himself To His Friends, Police Struggle To Contain Their Disdain

A Student Was Hit By A Car After Cellotaping Himself To His Friends, Police Struggle To Contain Their Disdain

Lucy Sherriff  10.09.2015
A student was hit by a car after a prank which saw him cellotape himself to two friends unsurprisingly went wrong. The three teenagers...
Mass Psychedelic Drug Overdose At German Homeopathy Conference

Mass Psychedelic Drug Overdose At German Homeopathy Conference

Sara C Nelson  9.09.2015
A number of delegates at a Germany homeopathy conference have been hospitalised after ingesting banned psychedelic drugs. The incident...
Guy's Roommate Comes Back Drunk, Next Morning Doesn't Remember 'Designing An Entire F***ing Aeroplane'

Guy's Roommate Comes Back Drunk, Next Morning Doesn't Remember 'Designing An Entire F***ing Aeroplane'

Lucy Sherriff  9.09.2015
We've all done it. Come home drunk after a night out, sat down, designed a whole aeroplane complete with intricate sketches, and then totally...
Heroic Beachgoers Frantically Attempt To Rescue 2,000lbs Great White Shark

Heroic Beachgoers Frantically Attempt To Rescue 2,000lbs Great White Shark

Eve Hartley  8.09.2015
Dozens of beachgoers have come together to attempt to save a 14-ft great white shark after it found itself washed up onto the sand at Cape...
Having The Largest Penis In The World Is Proving A Huge Headache For This Man

Having The Largest Penis In The World Is Proving A Huge Headache For This Man

Eve Hartley  7.09.2015
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT A 52-year-old Mexican man is claiming the record for having the longest penis in the world. Roberto Esquivel...
Birmingham Service Station Becomes Unlikely Scene For Live Sex Footage

Birmingham Service Station Becomes Unlikely Scene For Live Sex Footage

Eve Hartley  4.09.2015
A woman has been caught on video footage apparently pleasuring herself using a sex toy in a service station car park in Birmingham. The...