We've all heard of the festival season. Usually, revellers are looking to dodge the cold weather in the winter months, rather than embrace it - there's nothing more dismal than Glastonbury without sun. So you may be shocked to hear that, for many pleasure-seekers, it's November and the true season has only just begun!
Instead of screaming bloody murder at your screen, maybe you should feel sorry for the gloaters. While you bask under the florescent lighting of your office, dreaming of greener grass, your travelling online-associates are raining on their own parade. They are wasting their time in #paradise by making sure that you at home know all about it.
If you believe everything the papers tell you, Armageddon is upon us. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have stocked up on saddle soap and sugar cubes, Jupiter and Saturn have come into alignment and St. Peter's got the Brasso out and is buffing up the pearly gates ready for the new influx of residents. Why? Because it's about to snow.
Has the recent chill in the air put you in the mood for some winter sports? Take a break from the hustle and bustle of regular life, grab your skis, and have a well-earned holiday in one of the best resorts the world has to offer. Don't know where to start? You're spoiled for choice. I've boiled it down to the basics, so you can tailor your winter holiday to a resort that will suit you.