They say a picture paints a thousand words....
So what exactly are these products made of and what are the risks? Fundamentally, I learned it boils down to two chemicals; Phthalates and Bisphenol, which worryingly can be found in a number of products that have been designed for babies and young children to put in their mouths.
So what of the dishy daddy? Is it all about sex? In fairness you rarely hear the phrase and I've never had a woman sidle up to me in a bar and use the phrase "dishy daddy" as her opening line.
The Boden Brigade feature the kind of women who make school runs everywhere a nightmare with their judgemental looks and their hatred of anything fashion, or sexy. A friend of mine once rocked a Balenciaga biker jacket on the school run and was subsequently blanked for six months.
I am finally resigned to my fate. After years of fighting it - of squeezing myself into clothes that were the wrong shape, shoes that were the wrong fit, and underwear that was just too darn small - I have accepted that my natural match on the high street is, in fact, M&S.
