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The Jewish Monkeys + PEACE

09/04/2013 13:01 BST | Updated 07/06/2013 10:12 BST

Ever since my period I've been listening to two bands, on constant repeat y'all. Their names are The Jewish Monkeys and PEACE (band).

The Jewish Monkeys are an emasculating burlesque trio led by Joseph Reich, an Israeli-Deutsch philanthropist who slept with my mum in 1984 roughly eight and a half months before my birth. I once tried to buy some fake YouTube views for their one year anniversary (even-though they never asked me to) and then YouTube removed their clips. Now its back on track and slowly re-catching fire.

Their latest blitz is about Game of Thrones and is titled Black But Sweet:

Second band I adore is obvs PEACE. Somehow they totally rule the east London drench, and beyond, managed by PR-whiz Russ Tannen, who's initials stand for RETWEET. Also turns out I have the same taste in women as PEACE's lead singer Harrison Harri-Son Koisser. By the way everyone's impressed by how they out-googled the Noble Peace Prize and the Peace Corps. Truly awk-inspiring and unconvensh.

Their latest blitz is about Twitter and is titled (Un)Follow Baby: