Entries by Noel Gallagher

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly Pt 5

(0) Comments | Posted 17 March 2015 | (11:44)

That Italian TV show was a fucking struggle. The miming I don't mind, it's the interview. You have an actual person in front of you asking questions in Italian and a phantom in your ear translating them into English. It can be, and usually is, very awkward.

Here is but...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere: The Good,The Bad And The Bubbly... Pt 4

(2) Comments | Posted 16 March 2015 | (11:13)


So... Holy shit... Where did we get up to? Was it after The O2? I can't remember... What day is it anyway?

So, I'm remembering a day off after The O2...that's right, an actual fucking day off. All day...off!!
Was good seeing my boys and my...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly... Pt 3

(3) Comments | Posted 11 March 2015 | (18:30)

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So... Woke up in Manchester and it was....raining! I used to get really annoyed when I lived there that people would always say "It rains all the time in Manchester". It doesn't rain "ALL the time, it only rains when YOU visit"... would...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly...Pt 2

(2) Comments | Posted 9 March 2015 | (17:00)

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So where were we..?

Nottingham I believe. What a night that was. Even the soundcheck was great. Only our third gig and it was soaring... majestic... like an eagle or something!

The crowd were immense. Did I...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly...

(0) Comments | Posted 6 March 2015 | (16:38)

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Yes Mods And Rockers.

How long has it been... three... four years? Too long? Not long enough? I'd say just about right myself.

Time to top up the air miles, clear the throat and get on your dancing feet we are of course...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly...

(0) Comments | Posted 6 March 2015 | (16:38)

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Yes Mods And Rockers.

How long has it been... three... four years? Too long? Not long enough? I'd say just about right myself.

Time to top up the air miles, clear the throat and get on your dancing feet we are of course...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly...

(2) Comments | Posted 6 March 2015 | (16:38)

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Yes Mods And Rockers.

How long has it been... three... four years? Too long? Not long enough? I'd say just about right myself.

Time to top up the air miles, clear the throat and get on your dancing feet we are of course...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Finish My First Ever Solo World Tour

(10) Comments | Posted 20 November 2012 | (11:58)

Yes comrades. How is everyone? Okay? Okay... I do tend to say this quite often I know but... it's been a long time since we last spoke. I don't really remember when it was to be honest. Three weeks ago?

Fuck knows! Anyway... that American tour was...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Ciao Italia!

(2) Comments | Posted 9 October 2012 | (15:02)

Comrades.

The gig in Doozle-dorf was not the best. Not for me anyway. I must tell you I've got glandular fever and have been suffering with it for nearly a month now. Been feeling my age recently.

Good job I've only got five weeks...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I'm on a Far East Adventure

(6) Comments | Posted 26 September 2012 | (10:27)

Yes comrades.

So, Singapore then? It was great. I do like that gaff. Very exotic. It pretty much amounts to a gigantic shopping mall. Nice place. Nice people. Very hot. Very wet.

The Grand Prix was in town. Seems like a right laugh. Absolutely...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Salute the Families of the Hillsborough 96

(5) Comments | Posted 14 September 2012 | (14:47)

Now then comrades. Been a while I know. Been busy though innit? So... let's go back... way back...

I think the last time we spoke I was in the biggest retirement home in the world, that being the isle of Jersey. The gig was great as I...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Witness the Fitness of Mo Farah

(1) Comments | Posted 18 August 2012 | (00:00)

Yes comrades... been a long time. Been on my holidays see? Very nice it was too. Went to a place called Spain. Mallorca to be precise.

So... as I remember the last time we spoke I was just about to play at that Edinburgh Castle? The show was pretty good...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Power Cuts and Benicassim

(0) Comments | Posted 17 July 2012 | (15:48)

Okay comrades. I don't have much time. Long time? Just can't seem to keep up during festival season. Too much going on. Here goes anyway...

So let's go back to what seems a lifetime ago now to the south of France. Can't remember the actual town/city I...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Go Jazz

(1) Comments | Posted 10 July 2012 | (17:42)

Comrades... this will be a long one.

So, the last time we spoke was when? Two weeks ago? Must have been? Was it? Hang on... let me check... that's right... it was the night before the festival in Belgium. Okay... right I'll get my thinking cap on...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Get Over Illness to Play Four Blinders

(2) Comments | Posted 2 July 2012 | (10:18)

So... now then... yes comrades!!

I've been having so much fun that I've forgotten to send one of these things for ages. Sorry 'bout that but you know how it is (or maybe you don't?)!

Anyway let's see what I can remember eh? So,...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where the Cold Is Killing Me

(3) Comments | Posted 24 June 2012 | (00:00)

Comrades... this cold is fucking killing me (man!).

Horrible, horrible couple of days. I fucking hate being a sick boy. It's at times like this I wish I was still in a band so I could just shuffle onstage and stand at the back. Not good.

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Somewhere Along the Way My Suitcase Had an Accident

(0) Comments | Posted 19 June 2012 | (14:17)

Yes comrades.

So... that England game was an epic encounter. Great atmosphere. Good laugh and all.

Caught an early flight the next morning with a load of glum looking Swedes to Stockholm. Did a show at that Hultsfred Festival. It was okay.. nothing more. Think the crowd enjoyed it more...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): We Are All Going to Die

(0) Comments | Posted 15 June 2012 | (13:33)

Right comrades. Been a few days. Where were we exactly? On the way to the airport to catch a flight to the Ukraine I believe? Yes? I think so yes.

Flight was delayed a little bit and thank God it was. The most violent, loudest and windiest...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Share a Stage With the Cure

(0) Comments | Posted 12 June 2012 | (16:10)

Yes comrades...

Festival season is upon us. Non-stop now. Flying here, there and everywhere.

You currently find me in the great city of Moscow. Did a festival last night with that band The Cure and a load of other bands no-one's ever heard of...

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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): A Japanese Trip

(0) Comments | Posted 28 May 2012 | (10:31)

Well that tv show was - as predicted - fucking insane. It's quite difficult to know what these Japanese shows are actually supposed to be about, but I'm guessing it was like some kind of version of our very own Top of the Pops (R.I.P.).

It was...

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