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Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Paparazzi, Los Angeles and a Dog Named Noel

Posted: 18/11/11 15:25 GMT

Yes comrades... What up?

Well, they were 2 great nights at the Beacon in NYC. Yet another beautiful old theatre. Really stunning. Met some wildly enthusiastic fans. One or two were very intense. Someone actually squeezed my arm so much it fuckin' hurt!!

I met people from all over the blimmin' world and was introduced to a little dog called Noel, who had been "named after you, man!", the owner said, shouting at me. (Hmm...thanks for that).

There was also a proper young lad down the front at one of the shows. I swear he couldn't have been more than 10 years old!!! He was waving a little placard that said simply, "DREAM ON NOEL". I hope he was accompanied by a responsible adult.

Didn't get that messy in the end. My party wings have been well and truly clipped by this singing malarky...singing's rubbish!!!

Landed at LAX last night and was pounced upon by one of those TV crews that hound celebrities. Not that I consider myself one of those types, but you know the kind of thing I'm on about, right?

Anyway, this tool was persisting in asking me silly questions. Here's an example...

"Do you like LA? What do you think of Katie Holmes? Did she give you the cold shoulder? What do you think of Tom Cruise?"

(For the record I FUCKIN' LOVE Tom Cruise.)

"What do you think of Scientology?" And bizarrely, "What do you think of Morrissey?...is he the greatest 'Man-chew-nion' ever?"

Also, for the record, Frank Sidebottom is the greatest Mancunian ever.

I'm currently back at what has become a very familiar residence for me of late. I spent the best part of three months here while I was recording and mixing the HFB album. I met royalty here!!! The King of Tonga, no less!!! An actual king!!! Have I told you this story? It's too long to go into here, but I've dined out on it regularly.

The sun is shining. All is good.

See you at the gigs, if you're coming. There at the Royce Hall. I'm on at 9. Do not be late.

In a bit.

GD.

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Yes comrades... What up? Well, they were 2 great nights at the Beacon in NYC. Yet another beautiful old theatre. Really stunning. Met some wildly enthusiastic fans. One or two were very intense. Som...
Yes comrades... What up? Well, they were 2 great nights at the Beacon in NYC. Yet another beautiful old theatre. Really stunning. Met some wildly enthusiastic fans. One or two were very intense. Som...
 
 
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12:27 PM on 11/19/2011
Why do you like Celebrities? Why does the Godless Cult of Sin and Greed like Celebrities?
The answer is in their policy letters. They state it like this; the masses have a collective IQ that is very low. These masses would rather know about the lives of actors than breathe clean air not full of bull.
The masses will buy anything that a famous celebrity would buy, join any club or cult, eat anything, dress like and act like that celebrity.
So, basically the MASSES are out of valence (not themselves or very low in self-respect – and low toned) according to Scientology’s own doctrines. Because, basically they secretly don’t want to be themselves and need to be another, or have what they call a copycat sickness. The Godless Cult view them as putty to be molded as Ronbots. Easy to influence and control.
But the masses are the bread and butter that walk into the spider’s web when they sign the Billion Year Contract to be their slaves for eternity.
Too many low toned types walk in and get brain-washed into being obedient RONBOTS, that never have a clue about thinking for themselves. These are the ones sent to fair game you and kill your dog or break into your house for evidence to blackmail you, in the real life drama called “Fair-Game”.
So are you the type of person that Scientology wants?
THE RONBOT HUNTER
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