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I can't say I'll give anything away for this one. But I thought it might be nice to ring in the results of the London Mayoral election (due anytime in the next twelve hours) with a caption competition. Those leaving the funniest comments below will win... kudos from me! So have at it...
(Oh and if you were wondering, the shoes are from Oliver Sweeney, who gave both candidates a pair. Cue left/right foot puns).
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Boris: "Whenever an oik comes near me I just hit them with this!"
Boris: "Thanks, I'll use them to walk all over Ken!"
Boris: "Say that again dear girl. Where does one shove this?"
Boris: "One Step Beyond..."
Boris: "I feel a bit of a heel."
Colin S, Hanwell
Boris: "I won't need them for long - I'll be in David Cameron's shoes this time next year..."
Boris is saying "Ken's mayoral bid is a load of cobblers, I won't be shooed out of office"