It's the day after the night before. Your head is chiming, your stomach churning. As naturally as a night of mixing leads to hanging, so does the hung-over heart reach for that miracle cure of alcohol - induced migraines: bacon. Yes, glorious, smoky, fatty, sizzling bacon. Well, that is unless...

If they aren't ruining a perfectly good gammon then they're insulting a major world religion. Pineapples: you just can't trust them.

On Wednesday 3 October, members from Reading University's Atheist, Humanist and Secularist Society held a stall at the university's fresher's fair to promote the society and their upcoming...

Freshers' week manifests its brilliance in oh so many ways: it's the only socially acceptable time to spend 168 hours completely intoxicated; for seven days there are no cliques and anyone will be your friend; and, most importantly, there's booze. Ethanol. Bleach. How many livers can you get through this...

England has a 'privilege-complex'. Only last month, the former Sir Fred Goodwin, banker extraordinaire, had invisible sword strokes scrubbed off his shoulders, and thus the economic crisis was resolved. Oh, how the proletariat did cheer as the Queen resumed her duties and the priests returned to their pulpits.

Though...