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The Formula for Obesity

Posted: 23/01/2013 05:53

I came up with what I would do if I wanted to make the world obese. The first thing I would do is to put a fast food restaurant on every corner of every street. I would pass legislation allowing discounts for high caloric foods and deep fried food. I would make fast food less expensive than whole foods. I would even sell bottled water at the same price as sugary drinks, sometimes even more.

I would put playground equipment near or even inside all the fast food restaurants so that children would want to go there often to eat and play. I would encourage companies to put addictive chemicals in the foods to make them harder to resist. In due course, I would hope to have hundreds of addictive additives for food companies to choose from. Then comes my advertising.

If I had political power, I would make it so that companies making fast food, packaged foods and soda companies would have the best advertising spots on prime time television and sponsorship on all the top radio stations. I would hire advertising executives to come up with catchy slogans and ideas to keep these foods in the forefront of people's minds.

The most important part of my advertising would be that I would market specifically to children. Children's minds are very impressionable and this would allow me to gain lifetime customers because the children's minds would be made up about their favourite products before they became adults that could think intelligently and use their critical faculties to decide about the reality of what was being advertised. I would put chocolate and other junk food next to almost every cashier or counter in shops. I would put it right next to where people walk in and out of any store. To encourage higher caloric consumption, I would offer larger sizes for a tiny difference in price. For example I would allow someone to get a much larger meal for less than one additional pound or just a few extra pence. I would then train all the employees to ask customers if they would like to get the larger meal. Another trick I would employ is that I would make the meal larger in only the sugary drinks, the french fries, and other low cost high calorie foods. In this way, people will get a disproportionate amount of calories from the worst possible foods.

Over time, I would find creative ways to increase the sizing of just about any food. To add calories cheaply, I would encourage sugar being added to everything that it was possible to put it in. I would even encourage the sugar industry to make the sugar cheaper through hydrogenation and synthetic chemicals. One example of this is high fructose corn syrup. I would encourage this on all levels. The other extra benefit of added sugar is that it will make people have stronger appetites. The artificially high amounts of sugar will cause people to have a sugar crash from too much released insulin. This will then induce artificial hunger pangs to bring the low blood sugar levels back up. People will then consume even more calories. I would put vending machines in schools that sell sugar-filled drinks and chips and lots of junk foods. I would put a cash dispensing machine near each vending machine. I would find the highest calorie foods like chips and pizza and fries and put those in as part of the daily foods offered at school lunch. The food would not be cooked from scratch at the school instead it would be brought in from outside all packaged up from various corporations that know how to put in the additives and chemicals properly.

Everyone, even those on a low income would be able to afford to purchase the junk food at a reduced rate.

I would sell off all the parks, and soccer fields, basketball courts, and any other item that encourages exercise. I would have virtually no sidewalks and pavements. Every home would have one or two or three cars so that people would never need to walk anywhere.
In the psychology department I would accommodate being fat as painlessly as possible. In every culture I would have advertisers create campaigns that make obesity attractive. Obese people would be used more in ads. I would encourage society to not only accept fatness but to prefer it. Being fat would become the 'norm'.

I would find ways to make it so people had to work constantly. I would create an economic climate that required most everyone to only have a few minutes a day to themselves. With increased business, people won't want to spend their few minutes preparing healthy foods and will be more likely to eat the fast food from the drive-thru on the corner, have junk food delivered to their door or stock the house with lots of microwavable packaged food created just for them. People that are excessively tired will turn to food stimulants like caffeine laden sodas and sugar to make it through the day. People will still have freedom to resist, but we will keep the media programming so powerful it would be just too tempting for most people to eat more.

...And who to blame? I would certainly encourage media to blame obesity for reasons that can't be changed. I would blame it on big bones, hormones, defective genetics, and poor self control. In fact, I would most often make it an objective to point out how lazy obese people are and that they just had a poor upbringing. Proper blaming will keep corporations from feeling any regret, sorrow, or responsibility for their products. More importantly it will keep the public from demanding or looking for any types of changes. They will simply believe that they have poor will power and blame it on themselves. The sadness and despair will have the positive effect of more people popping antidepressants and that will be good for the economy. The last and final smokescreen would be to have lots of cheap 'supermarket' style gyms. People would then get together once a week to learn how to lose weight. There is one really good reason for this. People that don't want obesity will think that someone out there is able to help them for peanuts in payment.

However, the supermarket style gyms are invariably poorly staffed with low education, low motivated and poorly paid individuals who are themselves addicted to gym life because of anxiety in dealing with regular society. Gyms are one of the few places where not much is required intellectually and the people who have gravitated to them as a workplace are generally just the other extreme of being unhappy with whom they are. So when the obese people join the gym, they receive no real support or education with their weight problem and so still fail to lose the weight and the blame will then continues to shift to themselves and not on systemic problems created by fast food giants media campaigning for over excessive consumption. It also keeps those who are the angriest with obesity to simply have an outlet to cry out their pain and this makes them less threatening to the obesity society.

Epilogue:

Past is prologue so it can only get worse-which is hard to imagine. I am sure I've given you enough to think about but I am also sure you can come up with a lot more ways to make people fat. It's pretty easy in a society like ours.

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I came up with what I would do if I wanted to make the world obese. The first thing I would do is to put a fast food restaurant on every corner of every street. I would pass legislation allowing disco...
I came up with what I would do if I wanted to make the world obese. The first thing I would do is to put a fast food restaurant on every corner of every street. I would pass legislation allowing disco...
 
 
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02:30 PM on 01/28/2013
I was really supportive of this article until you labelled all gym-based gym instructors and PTs as poorly educated, poorly motivated and poorly paid body-image obsessives....seriously?! (see section I'm referring to quoted below). As a Cambridge-educated personal trainer (admittedly with my own company, not operating in a chain gym) I find that rather harsh. I've met a number of excellent PTs who work in gyms. There are a few that are not amazing, but you get that in every profession and to label all gym-based PTs in that way is unfair. How about a smarter response from you Rob about how people who can only afford low-cost chain gyms and not personal trainers should go about getting fit and healthy? (My suggestion - invest your gym membership in local small group fitness sessions where the motivation level is higher and people will hold you accountable if you don't show up and there are great free articles for good nutrition online and nutritionists you can follow on Twitter).
Anna
(www.spinachhealth.co.uk)

"However, the supermarket style gyms are invariably poorly staffed with low education, low motivated and poorly paid individuals who are themselves addicted to gym life because of anxiety in dealing with regular society. Gyms are one of the few places where not much is required intellectually and the people who have gravitated to them as a workplace are generally just the other extreme of being unhappy with whom they are."
10:46 AM on 01/28/2013
I agree that as a society, we make it too easy to eat an unhealthy diet through lack of education in schools about diet, exercise, lifestyle and the impact that these will affect your body, but i certainly don't agree with the comments on gyms! People go to gyms from all walks of life for a variety of reasons; i would say that on the whole, just going to the gym there is a basic level of fitness, nutrition and health advice available. Like all things in life, you get what you pay for.

Those that do need or want advice on health, fitness and nutrition then they can use a variety of personal trainers, nutritionists, or health and fitness experts, who granted may not always be the gym supervisor but seek and you shall find!

The main reason i find for unhealthy lifestyles are lack of knowledge where they have an unconscious incompetence or a lack of honesty with one’s self, or usually a combination of both.

Bottom line, if i need my car fixing i take it too the garage and see a pro, if my arms broken i go to the hospital to see a pro, and i don't feel ashamed that I don't know how to fix it! So if you currently live an unhealthy lifestyle, struggle with weight or want to get fit for a purpose and lack the knowledge or motivation to do so, then don't be ashamed, see a pro.
12:15 PM on 01/25/2013
Too right, Rob, keep talking sense.
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10:47 AM on 01/25/2013
OR...you could take responsibility for yourself and (if you have them) your children. Temptation for fatty foods and an unhealthy lifestyle are everywhere. However YOU are the only one who controls what you put in your mouth. YOU are the one that plonks yourself in front of the telly instead of doing exercise.

It's not the fast food industry or the government or *insert someone else to blame because you have no self control*. When did McDonalds last force you to buy a burger? That's right, never.

Stop blaming, start doing.
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06:50 PM on 01/26/2013
So individuals are not affected by society?
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07:31 PM on 01/26/2013
Influenced yes, otherwise we would simply give up marketing anything.  However it would be wrong to blame society for obesity. I really like chocolate, it's marketed well and it tastes yummy. However if I chose to eat too much of it, I'm going to get fat. That's not society, that is personal choice. 
08:56 AM on 01/25/2013
What a fantastic article! It's certainly 'food for thought...'
04:35 AM on 01/25/2013
The good news a well known fast food outlet announced it is employing 2,500 new staff to flip horeseburgers this year, I suppose it is a simple joy that they did not announce a staff increase of 25,000.

Simples ! Job Done ! End Of !
08:58 PM on 01/24/2013
I got bored after the second paragraph, it dragged on a bit and the ding went on the microwave so i'll have to get off my lardy and save last nights ruby, haven't got a clue what to have with it . . . a kebab maybe . . .
05:12 PM on 01/24/2013
Hi Rob,

It says at the top of your article that you are a dietitian but I can't find you on the Health and Care Professions Council website.

Are you a Registered Dietitian?

Cheers
10:33 AM on 01/24/2013
No all that is needed is a very high 'sugar tax'. If you do use fast food outlets, the main thing to remember is 'ditch the bread'. Most of the bread rolls that are used, made from white flower, also contain sugar. Buy your hamburger, fish fillet, etc, and throw away the bun that it comes in.
Ditch the chips, if you go to a fish n chip shop, buy two pieces of fish, but no chips.
Pizza is out, unless you can make one at home with good wholemeal flour.
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04:27 PM on 01/24/2013
good advice, but I also take the batter off the fish, saves loads of calories. Yes we do have chips, but we share one bag between 4 of us. This is a once every 8 week treat though, not every week.

Another good tip is to take youre own salad dressing with you. The salad with dressing can add up to more calories than a burger lol.