Sam Kitchener
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Born within the sound of Bow Bells, Sam is, technically speaking, a cockney, but please let's not split hairs.

You can find his sketches and short little stories at http://thingsbysam.blogspot.com/. They have been described by his aunt as, "I don't get it".

He has written for The Spectator, and been working on a novel for as long as people who meet him at parties care to remember.

Blog Entries by Sam Kitchener

A Royal Yacht Says The Queen Deserves Michael Gove as a Present

0 Comments | Posted 17 January 2012 | (12:43)

The Queen should be given a new Royal Yacht to mark the diamond jubilee, Education Secretary Michael Gove has proposed in a leaked letter.

Daily Telegraph, January 2012.

To: Rt Hon Jeremy Hunt MP, Secretary of State for Culture, Media, and Sport

cc: Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP, Deputy...

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I Investigate Whether the Booker Prize is Dumbing Down

0 Comments | Posted 19 October 2011 | (00:00)

This year's Man Booker Prize has been plagued by accusations of 'dumbing down', or, as the illiterate goons hauled off the street to act as judges might put it, 'dummin' daaan'. Organisers have reacted angrily to the suggestion, saying pardon them for choosing books which people actually want to read...

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Darling, I Hate You

0 Comments | Posted 6 September 2011 | (00:00)

Alistair Darling has accused Gordon Brown's aides of "unleashing the forces of hell" against him for accurately predicting the recession.

Daily Telegraph, February 2010.

Darling Reveals Labour Crisis Row: The last Labour government failed to "come through" the financial crisis politically because of profound disagreements...

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A Pie-Thrower Speaks

0 Comments | Posted 23 July 2011 | (00:00)

The Murdochs' appearance before MPs for a grilling about the phone-hacking scandal was brought to a dramatic halt after an activist attempted to hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a paper plate covered in shaving foam.

- The Guardian

Consistency is very important. An experienced professional is likely going...

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The Twelve Apostles - Where Are They Now?

0 Comments | Posted 18 July 2011 | (00:00)

Gag-merchants Matthew Mark and Luke N. John booked themselves a place in comedy heaven with Jesus and his 12 Apostles. This startlingly inventive story of a loony carpenter and his rag-tag bunch of followers was the Word in event television. By the end of the show's 34 year run, families...

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Hugh Grant Saves England (Again)

0 Comments | Posted 14 July 2011 | (16:19)

It is said that in her hour of greatest peril, various heroes from England's history will fly to her aid. Although that didn't happen during, for example, the Blitz or Euro '96, this was because in the first instance Churchill was alive, so they didn't need to, and in the...

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The Limitations of Law Enforcement

0 Comments | Posted 7 July 2011 | (18:54)

James 'Whitey' Bulger, a notorious Boston gangster on the FBI's 10 most wanted list, has been captured near Los Angeles after living on the run for 16 years.

Bulger, 81, was the leader of the Winter Hill gang and a top-level FBI informant when he fled in January 1995 after...

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