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Complaining About Chelsea Is Sour Grapes From the Nu-Football Fraternity

Posted: 21/05/2012 13:26

Rorke's Drift, for those of you who haven't seen Zulu, saw just over 150 British and colonial troops successfully defend their garrison against an intense assault of up to 4,000 warriors in the Anglo-Zulu War in 1879.

On Saturday night, there was a touch of the Rorke's Drift about Chelsea in Bavaria. Reluctance - verging on borderline refusal - to attack Bayern Munich is a tactic Roberto di Matteo has adopted since he was promoted to interim boss on 4 March.

Against Manchester City, Tottenham, Arsenal and Barcelona (twice) his side resembled the Italian's catenaccio-esque mindset. The results were varied - they didn't win many the games - but lost just once and the Camp Nou draw was effectively a victory.

Chelsea's triumph in winning their first ever European Cup has dismayed many. "Anti-football" they call it. Because Di Matteo's Blues are reticent and negative, and appeared determined to resemble Steaua Bucharest versus Barcelona in 1986 or Red Star Belgrade against Marseille in 1991, they were not ostensibly worthy winners.

But this is a ridiculous school of thought which has stemmed from modern football's Spanish obsession. Spain and Barcelona exhibit "tiki-taka" football, characterised by short passing and movement whilst retaining possession. Sir Alex Ferguson, whose Manchester United have been ignominious victims of the function twice, called it "the passing carousel".

Apparently it is beautiful. But actually, it is tedious.

Spain, at the 2010 World Cup, were barely a level above England in terms of excitement. In just two games they scored more than one goal (both in the group stages) and their knockout displays consisted of hitting late goals before protecting that lead.

That infamous Johannesburg final was just so because of the quality of football as much as the violence. The sporadic thuggery the Dutch exhibited livened up proceedings since no one wearing roja appeared willing to.

Had Chelsea tried to outplay Barcelona or Bayern Munich, the likely result would have been that of defeat. The most telling contribution Di Matteo has made is giving a pep talk, via tactics, that this Chelsea side is an inferior one to many on the continent.

All of those egos which fester in the Blues' dressing room have belatedly and willingly taken a battering. Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba, for example, are both well into their 30s and time was running out on their chances of yielding the one medal which had eluded them throughout their Stamford Bridge careers.

So they had to accept the inferiority complex. Lampard hasn't the legs to roam from box-to-box anymore and even Drogba, awesome though he still can be, is not as mobile as he once was leading the line.

Exceptions lie in the form of Juan Mata, Daniel Sturridge and Ramires, as Andre Villas-Boas attempted to instil new blood by dropping the old guard completely. It was understandable thinking, but results did not vindicate his decisions.

His sacking was ridiculous, but considering Di Matteo has won the club its first Champions League title with all of the old guard but their risible captain in the final, the decision is paradoxically vindicated.

With their last chance, it was brawn, not brain, which enabled these players to clasp their hands on the Holy Grail. Through resilience, determination, hunger and power, they succeeded over the fleet-footed Catalans and the giants of Germany.

And as a spectacle, watching Chelsea cling on within a Bavarian cauldron and display desire to hit back was riveting. Drogba's "acting" is deplorable, but he performed, as he has done in the Champions League, like the boxer James "Cinderella Man" Braddock: there is no one better than him in knockout competitions.

Lampard, exposed as a rotten apple for his whinging under Villas-Boas, held the midfield line with gutsy discipline and Ashley Cole, save for his lapse that allowed Thomas Muller to score the opener, was again outstanding.

Chelsea may be the worst side to win the European Cup since Liverpool in 2005, but like Rafael Benitez's Istanbul heroes, they generated a belief which made their triumph fated. And via a legal style of play, so the moaners' gripes - and grapes - are sour.

 

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Rorke's Drift, for those of you who haven't seen Zulu, saw just over 150 British and colonial troops successfully defend their garrison against an intense assault of up to 4,000 warriors in the Anglo-...
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I came, I saw...I had a cup of tea!
03:01 PM on 05/22/2012
Great article. Chelsea wasn't negative. If they went out against Barcelona & Bayern trying to match their style of play they would have stood little chance. They were having a tough season, little confidence in themselves & their new manager. Use the Mohammed Ali analogy in the 'Rumble In The Jungle'. No one gave Ali a chance, saying he'd get pummeled & destroyed. Ali knew this himself so he had to adapt, adopt a style in soaking in & absorbing all the blows, making Foreman tired & frustrated, and when the opportunity arose...BANG!”

Italians have been playing this way for decades, & proven successful. I'll admit I was critical of this style of play, for example the 2003 Milan V Juventus final was the worst final ever. But I'll defend a team that resorts to it when needed if they know they're unlikely to match the might of their oppositions attack. And with teams like Barcelona around, very few teams can match that, but Chelsea have shown, that with a 'never say die' attitude & tactical know-how, it can be done.

Barcelona have wowed us with their play in recent seasons. We'd love our teams to rise to the bar they've set. They play a 5-a-side style of football on an 11-a-side pitch, slick passing & the talent to do it. So what are their opponents meant to do? Lie down, let them run rings around them & be wooed into submission? No, ask Di Matteo, as he quaffs champagne
02:37 AM on 05/22/2012
Good posting, I agree. The fact is that Chelsea won...the object of the game is to win. However, what is amazing to me is that Chelsea seemed to catch all the breaks. How many times in the qualifying games would blistering shots from the other team hit the crossbar, or, Cech getting just enough finger on it to push it out of the goal? How improbable was Torres's breakaway against Barca? I am not a religious man but it seemed to me that Chelsea got so many improbable breaks that they were destined to win. In sports, and in life, this happens all of the time.
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08:41 PM on 05/21/2012
Makes me laugh hearing all the whining going on.

What would the all-time greats, Paisley, Cloughy, Sir Alf, Sir Alex have said if they had brought back the European cup only to be told they didn't win it properly?

I wouldn't want to be in the room when that proposition was put to Clough, that's for sure. Maybe outside the city limits to be on the safe side. What a load of nonsense. If you win legally, you have every right to claim the spoils. Anyone that says differently doesn't understand what winning means.
08:21 PM on 05/21/2012
You defeat your own argument. Unless you think the point of spectator sport is to bore people. Maybe you do. Maybe for you winning is everything.
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04:11 PM on 05/21/2012
"this is a ridiculous school of thought which has stemmed from modern football's Spanish obsession."

No it isn't...it is based on the concept most of us are raised with...that the team that plays the best is the team that wins. This isn't to say that Chelsea din't deserve to win, but for the vast majority of the match Bayern were clearly the better, more exciting side...and while the "brave" chelsea defence may be heartwarming to both Chelsea fans and those who wanted an English club to win...but for the neutrals it is a bit of a disapointment.
08:23 PM on 05/21/2012
A couple of world cups ago all the most exciting games were first round marches with African teams playing totally exciting football. Much better than tedious watching businessmen playing. Which of course, the big league guys are fast becoming.