Entries by Sara C Nelson

Germaine Greer Brands Kate Middleton 'Too Thin' & As Having A 'B**tard Of A Job'

(0) Comments | Posted 30 September 2014 | (10:47)

Internationally renowned feminist Germaine Greer has criticised the Duchess of Cambridge for being “too thin”.

Greer was being interviewed as part of a cover story for Newsweek which claims Britain has “stopped believing in the Royal fairytale.”

The publication cites a survey...

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Helpful Otter Starsky Returns iPhone Dropped Into His Tank At Cornish Seal Sanctuary

(0) Comments | Posted 30 September 2014 | (10:18)

Cementing their reputation as the world’s most awesome creatures, this otter was quite the gentleman after a tourist dropped their iPhone into his tank.

Starsky, an Asian short-clawed otter at the Cornish Seal Sanctuary, was gliding around in the water when the device slipped into...

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Scottish Model Heather McCartney Strips Naked At Australian Football Match... Is Led Off In Cuffs

(12) Comments | Posted 29 September 2014 | (15:31)

A Scottish model was arrested after she cavorted naked at the AFL Grand Final match on Saturday.

Images of Heather McCartney stripping nude in a corporate box at the prestigious Australian sporting event between the Hawthorn Hawks and Sydney Swans went viral.

She is reported to have told...

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Mystery Of Ghostly Black-Eyed Child Sightings On Cannock Chase

(139) Comments | Posted 29 September 2014 | (10:52)

A paranormal investigator is appealing for witnesses after a resurgence of sightings of an eerie entity known as the “black-eyed child”.

Lee Brickley is scouring the Staffordshire beauty spot of Cannock Chase after receiving claims the girl, “who has coal-black pits for eye sockets” is making appearances again some...

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Jasmine Tridevil Triple Breasted Hoaxer Halloween Costume

(2) Comments | Posted 29 September 2014 | (10:02)

Jasmine Tridevil’s flimsy claim to have three breasts has spawned the inevitable spin off: A tacky Halloween costume.

Yes, if the prospect of dressing up as Slender Man, Jimmy Savile or a Golliwog doll (sadly these actually exist) doesn’t...

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Jasmine Tridevil Kept Me As Her Sex Slave & Carved Her Name Into My Chest, Claims Micheal Squier

(14) Comments | Posted 29 September 2014 | (08:59)

UPDATE: Halloween Just Got Even More Classy With This Triple-Breasted Costume

It doesn't look like anyone is buying into Jasmine Tridevil’s claim of having three breasts – but there’s plenty of other weird stuff for us to ponder in this saga.

The latest being

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Donkeys Separated After Complaints About Their Constant Love-Making Are Reunited

(10) Comments | Posted 26 September 2014 | (14:53)

A lusty donkey duo who were separated following complaints over their constant love-making have been reunited at a Poland zoo.

Napoleon and Antosia had been together for ten years before their amorous displays of affection were called to a halt.

A group of visiting mothers had protested about...

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Watch Sylvester The Cat's Incredible Escape From This Burning, Collapsing Hotel

(4) Comments | Posted 26 September 2014 | (13:15)

Footage of a plucky cat making a courageous escape from a burning, collapsing building has emerged.

The Dauphin Tower Hotel in Manitoba was hit in a suspected arson attack earlier this week.

As crowds gathered to watch crews battle the blaze, the cat can be seen peering out...

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Bear At Door: Canada Post Had A Great Reason For Not Delivering This Parcel

(6) Comments | Posted 26 September 2014 | (12:19)

We’ve all been there – waiting impatiently for a package only to be rewarded with a ‘Sorry you were out’ slip…

“But I only went to the shop for a minute!,” “I was hanging my washing out”, “I didn’t hear the doorbell” one usually exclaims, as one hurtles into the...

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Dan Bilzerian Arrest: Instagram Playboy Admits It Was All A Hoax

(8) Comments | Posted 25 September 2014 | (14:07)

Renowned internet playboy Dan Bilzerian’s public displays of vulgar excess came to an end on Wednesday when he was dramatically arrested.

Footage of the 33-year-old being cuffed by police as he stood by a white sports car was posted to his social media accounts, along with the...

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Masturbating Passenger Attempts To Escape From Flight, Causes Virgin Flight To Be Diverted

(10) Comments | Posted 25 September 2014 | (13:07)

A Virgin America flight bound from Boston to Los Angeles was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Nebraska after a passenger began masturbating on board.

The plane touched down on Monday morning at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield following the incident, which also saw the man allegedly try to open...

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Terrified Melora Rivera Hides Under Roof Ledge As Intruder Pursues Her

(7) Comments | Posted 25 September 2014 | (12:19)

This remarkable photograph shows the tense moments after a frightened young woman crawled out onto her roof to evade an intruder in her home.

Wearing just a nightshirt, Melora Rivera climbed out of a second floor window after Christian Hicks allegedly broke into her Venice Beach home.

She...

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'Incest Between Siblings Should Not Be Criminalised', Recommends German Ethics Council

(82) Comments | Posted 25 September 2014 | (11:07)

Germany’s national ethics council has voted for an end to the criminalisation of incest between siblings.

In a statement released on Wednesday, the majority of the council’s members requested that consensual sexual relations between siblings of legal age should no longer be a crime,

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Dartmoor Ponies 'Should Be Slaughtered For Human Consumption To Save The Species'

(10) Comments | Posted 25 September 2014 | (08:29)

The head of a charity for Dartmoor ponies has suggested eating them could help preserve the species.

Charlotte Faulkner, founder of the Dartmoor Hill Pony Association (DHPA), made the controversial endorsement in a letter to fellow pony charity South West Equine Protection (SWEP).

In...

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Calvin E Wank Arrested For Public Lewdness

(21) Comments | Posted 24 September 2014 | (13:35)

A 56-year-old man has been arrested after he reportedly committed a series of sexually lewd acts in a New York car lot.

Troopers attended the area in Kirkwood after truck drivers complained about a man, who was also alleged to have carried out the acts in a field next...

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Jasmine Tridevil's Third Breast Claims 'Busted' By Tampa Airport Police

(11) Comments | Posted 24 September 2014 | (11:19)

Jasmine Tridevil’s flimsy claim to having three breasts just had another hole blown in it – this time by the police.

The 21-year-old massage therapist insists she underwent plastic surgery to obtain a third breast but the evidence is just not stacking up.

Now...

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Angela Coates Hot Mugshot: Glamour Model Sees Rash Of Suitors Offering To Pay Her Bail

(3) Comments | Posted 24 September 2014 | (10:13)

A recent spate of "sexy" mugshots shows no signs of abating, as this latest image reveals.

This is Angela Coates, a Florida-born glamour model who was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct last month in Dekalb County, Georgia.

The 22-year-old’s mugshot has seen a rash of...

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Phil Spector New Prison Photos Show Toll Of Jail On Music Producer Convicted Of Murder

(22) Comments | Posted 24 September 2014 | (09:47)

Newly released photos of former music producer and convicted murderer Phil Spector have been released.

The 73-year-old is bald, gaunt and sombre-looking in an image dated 28 October 2013.

An earlier one of him smiling is dated 24 July 2013.

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The Tuck-In Coffee Shop Needs A Much Clearer Sign (For Obvious Reasons)

(21) Comments | Posted 23 September 2014 | (15:13)

A sweet little coffee shop has fallen foul of a rather unfortunate font and word combination.

The sign for the Tuck-Inn Coffee Shop in Doncaster, South Yorkshire has caused a rash of double-takes for obvious reasons, with some shoppers saying they feel the signage is "inappropriate".

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Is Jasmine Tridevil's Triple Breasted Tale An Internet Hoax?

(12) Comments | Posted 23 September 2014 | (12:30)

UPDATE: More Evidence The Triple Breasted Woman Has Been 'Busted' As A Fraud

It was with a healthy dose of scepticism that we brought you reports of a 21-year-old woman who allegedly had surgery to obtain a third breast.

The massage therapist from Tampa, Florida...

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