Simon Saunders

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Somersby's Satirical Cider Ad: Wake-Up Call for Apple?

(1) Comments | Posted 2 April 2013 | (13:06)

Q: What's the best way of getting people to stop taking you seriously?
A: Take yourself seriously

Somewhere along the line, Apple lost its sense of humour. Those of us who've always used a Mac smiled knowingly at the Mac's Megan, the laptop-hunter whose Microsoft...

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Gay Marriage and the CofE in the Manger

(0) Comments | Posted 14 December 2012 | (11:43)

Desperate not to appear that "we're exclusive and we're different to the other churches", the Church of England is now shocked that it's expressly forbidden from marrying those of equal sex - having until now denounced gay unions as against their definition of marriage, i.e. "between a man...

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Brad Pitt for Just £100 Per Minute

(0) Comments | Posted 22 May 2012 | (10:45)

Don't get your hopes up - that's the price Canadian distributors Alliance Films are charging journalists for an interview at Cannes with Brad. 20 minutes at CAD3190, or nearly £2000.

As Killing Them Softly premieres at Cannes today, journalists are tweeting their outrage at being asked to help Alliance foot...

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