Jeremy Clarkson has been unveiled as one of the hosts for the new series of Have I Got News For You. So, despite smacking a producer in the face BECAUSE HE WAS PECKISH, it looks like the comeback is on for the curly-haired man who acts first and asks questions later - usually sober questions in the morning such as 'why does my hand hurt' and 'why am I still hungry'.
But it now seems a matter of time before a television channel completely rebrands itself to become CLARKSON TV. OK, that's basically what Dave is now. But what would that channel look like? Probably something like this...
(In homage to TV Go Home).
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