Sofie Hagen
Sofie Hagen is a London-based stand-up comedian and comedy writer from Denmark.

Sofie won the Laughing Horse New Act of the Year 2013 award and was a finalist in Leicester Square New Comedian of the year 2012, Funny Women Awards 2012 and Piccadilly Comedy Club New Act 2012.

Entries by Sofie Hagen

Mentally Allergic to Life-Peanuts

(0) Comments | Posted 29 June 2016 | (10:34)

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I cried in front of the English train conductor. Anyone who has ever attempted to express just a mere flutter of emotion in front of an Englishman will know full well that their faces crunch together in a painful grimace...

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It's the Little Things (That Can Ruin Your Day)

(1) Comments | Posted 27 October 2014 | (23:00)

Your life is so close to being perfect. If only things would stop annoying you. Fortunately, you do not have to look much further. Here are four easy fixes of everyday niggles, so you can live carefree. You're welcome.

Tights, just tights

Tights are easily one of the most annoying...

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Easy Nigglefixes to Help You Love Yourself

(1) Comments | Posted 7 October 2014 | (17:09)

Looking for ways to love yourself by reading a beauty magazine is like looking for ways to respect other cultures by reading Mein Kampf. It simply does the opposite. And soon enough you find yourself watching Ryan Gosling movies whilst you suck on your thumb and cry, "Why did you...

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Why Can't We Talk About Our Periods?

(0) Comments | Posted 23 July 2014 | (00:00)

The problem with female comedians is that they ALL talk about their periods all the time. It is literally their whole sets. Periods, blood, tampons, ladydiapers, period, period. Period. Eurgh. It is disgusting, am I right, guys?

I have heard more people say that out loud, than I have ever...

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Fatphobic People Say the Darndest Things

(2) Comments | Posted 7 March 2014 | (14:00)

Like most fat people, I have had a lot of mindless, hateful abuse spat at me.

Strangers have either shouted "Fuck you, fat b*tch!" after me as I walked down the street or simply added a "You shouldn't eat that." if I eat anything but lettuce in public.

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The Men Who Are Intimidated By Funny Women

(2) Comments | Posted 24 January 2014 | (15:21)

Haven't you heard?

Men - and that is all men - do not fancy funny women. Just check out the surveys.

Now, regardless of how much I would love to take my current dry spell as a sign that I am...

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Six Reasons Why Women Should Stop Faking Orgasms

(1) Comments | Posted 12 January 2014 | (21:00)

Let's face it, faking orgasms during an act of consensual sex is so 1955. It is possibly one of the worst things us women can do to each other. It needs to stop and it needs to stop now. Why, you ask? Well, here are six reasons:

1. What if...

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Four-Step Guide: How To Bag Your Roomie

(0) Comments | Posted 13 October 2013 | (17:19)

You have heard him fart, masturbate and laugh at Adam Sandler movies. He has heard you fall in the shower, have conversations with inanimate objects and cry, while eating Ben&Jerry's directly from the freezer.

I know you're thinking: Why should I?

The answer is simple: Because it's easy! You're already...

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Why You Shouldn't Sleep With Comedians (Or Just Me)

(0) Comments | Posted 15 September 2013 | (21:37)

Despite the first rule of being a female comedian; "don't do comedians", I went right out and did just that. I didn't exactly do a comedian. I innocently fooled around with one. An up-and-coming Danish one called Frederk Rosgaard. It was just a drunken bit of fun.

Unrelated to...

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My Miss World 2013 Application

(0) Comments | Posted 25 August 2013 | (14:46)

It's time!


You guys, it's that time of the year, when the prestigious competition Miss Universe World 2013 opens for applications. Yes! I can feel it - this is my year. As I am yet to become a UK citizen, I...

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The True Story of When I Lived With A Ghost in North London

(0) Comments | Posted 29 July 2013 | (00:24)

I hereby promise you that everything in this article is 100% true.

I don't believe in ghosts.

I did believe in ghosts, until my friend asked me the very investigative question: "But why?"

Then I realised that it was because I was once on a night train, in the...

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All I Want in a Man

(10) Comments | Posted 19 July 2013 | (00:00)

I am pretty sure, I am the kind of woman that pick-up artists around the world would refer to as a "10". Have I not an excessive amount of lumps here and there? Men love that. Have I not all the time in the world to both text you,...

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Men Who Say That Ugly Girls Are Good in Bed Are Also Surprisingly Good in Bed

(3) Comments | Posted 3 April 2013 | (12:56)

"I read this survey that said that unattractive girls are better in bed," a friend of mine said and looked me dead in the eyes, "No offence."

I have no idea what you just told me. That I am either attractive or good in bed. Or worse -- that I...

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