Emotions are varying nationwide this morning as four-piece boy band JLS have announced they are to split up. But whilst we all worry about the future of the band (one to have a successful solo career, two of them to disappear, and one to be a future contestant of Walking...
(0) Comments | Posted 2 May 2012 | (17:13)
There now follows some snippets from my new one-act play, "Meanwhile, at The Sun". It features a journalist named Nick and his writing partner, Alex, as they attempt to keep up with the rolling snowball that is the news.
Disclaimer: any likeness to actions or persons living or dead is...
(0) Comments | Posted 15 April 2012 | (15:17)
Our vox pops this week are people who are proud to be British. "Once you realise that you've been born British, you realise you've won the lottery of life" states a butcher. We see people getting ready via cameras peering through their bedroom windows. At least, I hope they're getting...
(0) Comments | Posted 7 April 2012 | (23:32)
Have you ever been in dat situation where you blog TV for da Huffington Post. Well, Friz has. Here's Night Three of Britain's Got Talent.
We open with London. The vox pops include a greengrocer and Cockney King, so we're keeping in lines with the London stereotype. One contestant suggests...
(1) Comments | Posted 7 April 2012 | (00:00)
I signed up to a casting agency website a while ago. They advertised that they could get exclusive casting and auditions for anyone who signed up. So, like a sucker, I did. It was free.
Since then, the emails have been ridiculous. Lacking in grammar, opportunity and sheer common sense....
(0) Comments | Posted 31 March 2012 | (21:12)
Ant and Dec are flying! They loop the loop and yell at the camera. It's the highest budget episode of Byker Grove I've ever seen.
They're in Blackpool this week. The "getting ready montage" includes Elvis, a juggling Willy Wonka, a mermaid and green cheerleaders. They seem excited that cameras...
(2) Comments | Posted 29 March 2012 | (00:00)
As a comedian who spends most of his time on the internet, I've often found solice in other comedic people who keep their content online. The numerous Twitter accounts that I follow and the various bloggers whose posts I read regularly have a large impact on my life. At midnight...
(1) Comments | Posted 24 March 2012 | (23:00)
Another year of contestants singing, dancing and making idiots out of themselves? Why, it could only be the return of Britain's Got Talent, which has produced such household names as Paul Potts, George Sampson, Spelbound and Jai McDowell. Four names which I can't even last a day without hearing about....
(0) Comments | Posted 21 March 2012 | (16:12)
With George Osborne announcing higher prices for tobacco and Doctor Who getting a new assistant, you might have missed one of the most important news stories of the day. Pop group and bestest buddies S Club 7 have announced, as a special treat for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, that they...
(3) Comments | Posted 20 March 2012 | (23:00)
It's been mere months since the wedding of Will and Kate. Just as soon as we've finally cleaned up the confetti and banners from the nationwide street parties, we are shocked and delighted to find two more of the nation's most-loved people are getting hitched. David Mitchell and Victoria Coren...

(0) Comments | Posted 24 April 2013 | (07:50)