There are a lot of Russians in Miami. One reason is that many immigrants from Russia in the last century arrived and settled there. We call it Bling City. It's all big butts and big boobs, shiny dresses and shiny shoes, and no holding back on the brillianty2. Little wonder we feel so at home!

It tells you something about the human condition that as the alleged festival of family unity and general goodwill lurches into view people feel compelled to stay out later, drink more, spend money they haven't got and form inadvisable relationships.

It is perhaps ironic that in an age of 'now', festive preparations resemble a marathon with a seemingly endless round of events to attend from November onwards. However, it is possible to get through the party season with one's reputation intact. As with any marathon, the key is preparation.