Will the Last One Out of the Country Please Blow Out the Candles
Nick Abbot
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Posted 26.03.2013
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UK Comedy
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Banks,
Electricity Generation,
Natural Gas Reserves,
Cyprus,
Fossil Fuels,
Nuclear Power,
UK Comedy News
Our banks are as safe as houses. No, something stronger: our banks are as safe as...banks. Do not be afraid citizens of Britain, your cash is safe. That is the message from the banks and the government. Simply deposit your wages and your savings with us and we will treat your money with the good practice and deference for which the City of London is famous, they say.
