The Isle of Man has a Men's Beach Volley Ball Team. We know - you couldn't make it up. In July 2013, the team, consisting of us, Dan Smith and Mike Travers, are off to Bermuda to take part in the 15th Natwest Island Games.

If we've learnt anything since King Kenny's departure from Anfield, it's that the club's fans are, on the whole, slightly detached from reality. That's natural, they were the dominant force in English and arguably European football for a generation.

Carlos Tevez is bad for football - I don't care how successful he or Manchester City are between now and June. The guy has stuck two fingers up to just about any of the footballing values that I hold dear.

Being the manager of Guernsey's national football team is more akin to managing an English county representative side than managing messers Terry, Rooney, Gerrard and co. That said, don't for one moment think there is any less passion or feeling involved.