A sports car won't make you grow a bigger penis and a spritz of Chanel will never bag you a Brad Pitt so don't buy into it. A smear of lipstick won't leave you looking like Kate Moss and all the isotonic sports drinks in the world won't give you thighs like Chris Hoy.
Tulisa looked pretty devastated when MK1 were voted off 'The X Factor' last night ('cos they are urban like her, innit) but she soon put it behind her...
Those JLS lads love nothing more than a prank - remember the Ortise Williams' birthday surprise or Marvin Humes' getting strapped to a dwarf on his st...
We're still slightly gutted we missed out on Rochelle Wiseman and Marvin Humes' star-studded wedding (we're sure the invitation must've got lost in th...
After keeping us all guessing on when they were actually going to get married for months, Rochelle Wiseman and Marvin Humes are finally going to tie t...
Performing in front of the Queen would be a seminal moment in any artist's career, so of course a big ol' knees up was needed for those who took to th...