Had a nice little (I say little but it was perfectly adequate) bra slung onstage!! Always a treat. One side of it was a sequinned Paraguayan flag... the other a sequinned Union Jack!! And in that wonderful moment our two great nations had never been closer.
The Argentine people should have the intelligence and dignity to drop all claims to the Falklands and so to benefit from improved relations and trade, or for ever be complaining about the state of their own country and what might have been.
Martin Burt, the former Mayor of Asunción, is holding a paella for twelve in his hands. Asunción's finest is around his table. But none of us is getting any paella. Martin is standing there, eyes locked on the TV screen.