One of the hottest properties in British football, Jordan Rhodes, has stated his desire to focus on playing for Huddersfield and Scotland despite speculation over his future.
Camden's Electric Ballroom smashed up. Ella Fitzgerald dead. Zac Efron pleasuring himself in his own bed. These are just some of the frankly bizarre rumours that have been RTing their way around the Fail Whale world and you know what, for a long time I didn't mind.