Thief

An Open Letter to a Phone Thief

Ellie Slee | Posted 25.04.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Ellie Slee

Hello, you petty criminal, you, I moved down here in 2008, and I've been lucky. I've only been robbed twice. At uni, I always had the most terrible p...

Cross-Dressing Thief Stole Thousands Disguised As 76-Year-Old Woman

PA | Posted 08.04.2012 | UK

A "cross-dressing rogue" posed as an elderly woman to steal thousands of pounds from her bank account, police have said. The middle-aged man donned...

'World's Stupidest Bank Robber' Holds Up A Branch That Closed 17 Years Ago... With A Toy Gun

Huffington Post | Alastair Plumb | Posted 05.12.2011 | UK Comedy

Meet the world's stupidest bank robber. His weapon? A toy gun. His target? A physiotherapy practice that was a bank 17 years ago. His biggest mistake?...

Sleepy Burglar Discovered Napping By Astonished Florida Homeowner

Huffington Post | Alastair Plumb | Posted 02.12.2011 | UK Comedy

Seriously, Amado Cardenas? Falling asleep on the job is one thing, but falling asleep half-way through burgling someone's house? That's just not cool,...