Recently my best friend asked me advice on removing upper lip hair. Is it best to wax, bleach, pluck or shave? 'Why do you ask me?' I accused (fully aware it's because I'm a hairy thing).

Personally, I'm a plucker. I always carry tweezers. Every couple of days I spot...

It's puncake day! I'm Atilla the pun! Are you ready for some punishment? Wordplay isn't small it's puny! Tim Vine smells doesn't he - he's a pungent! Long live pundamentalism! Punderful! Punk. And sew on... (should you be a seamstress (the stress should be on seam, there). Et cetera (Yes,...

What are society's biggest questions? Is God real? Is Climate Change going to kill us all? Is freedom a right? Not according to autocomplete.

I typed 'is' into Google at 4am on Monday 6 February and the below came up. (Well what were you doing at 4am on Monday 6 February?...

thesophie's reaction to the New Year's Honours List ceremony, as it is announced live on CBEebies, hosted by Jonathan Ross.

As rumoured, Ronnie Corbett gets a CBE for more than five decades work in entertainment. That's a one-up on his late comedy partner. Presumably, Ronnie Barker only got an OBE...

Even though I'm about as good as it gets, I realised that it is about that time of year to start thinking about how to better myself in the coming 12 months.

I've drawn up three for now, let me know yours in the comments section.

1. Write my...