Trevor Holland
Comedian, Artist & Beard-Wearer.

Entries by Trevor Holland

The Squits

(0) Comments | Posted 16 May 2016 | (06:15)

I'm recently fallen victim to a profound, life-changing affliction; one that has shaken my being to its very core. It's one that affect millions of people every year and, due to its sensitive nature, is often not discussed. Well, I'm no longer prepared to be a silent victim.

I recently...

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NASA Cheats Water Emission Tests

(0) Comments | Posted 29 September 2015 | (08:34)

NASA, or to give it its full name, the National Astronaut Something Acronym has today admitted to having installed specialist software on Mars, which allowed it to cheat water emissions tests. In a shock revelation, Sooper Noaver, head of Really Far Away Rock Research, made the confession to an undercover...

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The Ostrich Conspiracy

(0) Comments | Posted 14 November 2014 | (05:52)

There's been a lot of talk lately but everyone seems to be be missing the truth. This video my save your life. Watch it and heed its warnings.

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Accepting a Lift From a Stranger

(0) Comments | Posted 11 November 2014 | (20:42)

I'm a rubbish man. By that, I'm not describing my profession but rather my ineptitude at being proper man. If, like me, you find many of modern life's daily interactions a struggle, then I'm here to share with you my modus operandi, in the hope that you'll feel comforted by...

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Why Your Children Won't Go to Bed

(0) Comments | Posted 8 February 2014 | (18:20)

I know many parents and one of their most common complaints is that they struggle to get their children to go to bed. Apparently, it's a constant power struggle, in which the parent is rarely the victor.

Do you require Super Nanny in your life, to visit your home, dissect...

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Accidents - Exotic Stephen

(0) Comments | Posted 1 February 2014 | (17:11)

Let it not be said that I ever misinterpret situations. I recently had a wonderful and frightening telephone conversation with Exotic Stephen, who is the coolest man on Earth. However, he also harbours a terrifying obsession with accidents. Here, I share my experience:

If you see a bear and he asks after me, you know NOTHING,...

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Violent Video Games Aren't to Blame, You Are

(1) Comments | Posted 18 August 2013 | (14:02)

A debate rages on, in society, around the topic of video games. Namely, "Are video games a bad influence on children?" There are many, over-protective, naïve and, frankly, idiot parents, who believe that, yes, this is the case. It is true that some video games are hugely, gratuitously violent, but...

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Evolution: Chuck Norris and Angry Birds

(0) Comments | Posted 24 March 2013 | (16:52)

The theory of Evolution is a fascinating one. Some people treat is as gospel, whereas others treat Gospel as gospel. Whatever floats your gullible boat. Either way, it's a theory that answers many questions but presents us also, with many questions. It may explain where we came from, but not...

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Capitalism in Fancy Dress

(0) Comments | Posted 8 February 2013 | (17:02)

We live in a Capitalist society and I've made my peace with this. People sell stuff and people buy stuff - fine. However, I tire of said stuff being peddled by minor celebrities and out of work extras, on my television.

Television adverts feed on the stupidity of suggestible...

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