Tibs Holland is a stand up comedian and radio presenter, hailing from a vaguely leafy South London suburb. Growing up in a wonderful but ultimately flawed universe, Tibs quickly developed a sharp and significant sense of cynicism and passive-aggression, towards the inane and the pointless. Combine this attitude with a sense of the silly and geeky and you have yourself a comedian.

Let's be honest, Tibs looks like he'd sooner stab you than shake your hand, but looks can be deceiving. He is, in fact, what is known in layman's terms, as a complete pussy. He may look like Thor's delinquent cousin, but acts like Thor's socially-anxious teenage sister, obsessed with cats.

He's a man without the violent gene. In fact, he wouldn't even say boo to a goose. Incidentally, why would anyone say boo to a goose? He wouldn't say boo to a goose, not because it's a mental thing to do, but because he'd be too worried about being beaten to within an inch of his life, by said goose.

This paradoxical relationship between his physical appearance and character, resulted in some bullying, during his teenage years. Not physically, obviously. That wouldn't have worked. After all, he's built like a Gamma radiation-mutated, Marvel Comic superhero Rhinoceros.

No, not physically, but verbally. Everyone wanted to mouth off at the freakish, hairy giant, safe in the knowledge that there would be no physical consequence. However, this soon ended, when people began to realise that it was simply no longer worth the risk.

Make no mistake, Tibs Holland is a happy man, he is simply in a position, in which the vast majority of the Universe gets on his nerves, to one extent or another.

Beyond the annoyance, Tibs simply enjoys making people laugh with his stories and experiences. His aim is to bring light to a world, rife with misery and 'crapness'.

Tibs regularly performs stand comedy and presents his own comedy and music-based radio show on Croydon Radio. So, not only is he a stand up, he's also a sit down.

Finally, if you ever see Tibs in the street, please don't mention drag along suitcases to him. He hates them and wants them all to die. Thanks.

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