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Accidents - Exotic Stephen

02/02/2014 17:28 GMT | Updated 03/04/2014 10:59 BST

Let it not be said that I ever misinterpret situations. I recently had a wonderful and frightening telephone conversation with Exotic Stephen, who is the coolest man on Earth. However, he also harbours a terrifying obsession with accidents. Here, I share my experience:

If you see a bear and he asks after me, you know NOTHING, ok?