I'm recently fallen victim to a profound, life-changing affliction; one that has shaken my being to its very core. It's one that affect millions of people every year and, due to its sensitive nature, is often not discussed. Well, I'm no longer prepared to be a silent victim.
I recently ate some less-than-perfect chicken nuggets and subsequently, suffered a violent bout of The Squits.
I'm not ashamed. I will climb a mountain and shout it from the peak. I'll storm a UN conference and take the mic to announce myself. I'll make a video and put it on YouTube. Actually, I've already done that one.
If you, like me, have had, currently have or are confident that you will eventually have The Squits, then join me and sing, loud and proud.Suggest a correction