Do you think that evolution is going backwards?
If you're reading this, I'm clearly not talking about you - since you can read.
Something longer than a street sign, an ironic tattoo and the winning lotto numbers, and that's the key.
As a society, it's a fact that...
Should I have bought my wife a Christmas Present?
Well yes of course, and that's exactly what my heart said.
My head, however, was full of facts.
We're both doing okay. We have enough stuff, and isn't Christmas a time for giving to those less fortunate? Even if it isn't...
Baseball. Where grown men of highly varying fitness levels are paid millions to wear pajamas and throw balls at other men armed with sticks and wearing different colored PJs.
So the World Series kicks off this Tuesday night in the USA, Wednesday morning...
We're obsessed with instant gratification. Which makes us look great on the outside, but leaves us with nothing on the inside.
We're surrounded by addicts; everyone who's constantly pressing, clicking or nearly getting squished by cars while glancing at their phones. So basically,...
There is compelling evidence that the first supermodel was, in fact, Jesus.
Now I'm not sure if anyone's ever come up with this theory before, but I've never heard anyone else mention it. So let's just pretend for a moment that I'm a genius, and that the whole concept isn't...
News websites are full of surveys. Most prove nothing. The rest prove nothing useful.
I'm a big one for calling them out every time they trot out something as interesting, insightful and revolutionary, which is actually common sense, no sense or nonsense.
Then this study comes along, and it's reaffirmed...
"Beer thieving pig gets drunk and start a fight with cow"
Great headline, however I'm sure it's something that goes down in many Australian households every Friday night.
Indeed, this is not news if by "pig" the article is referring to a:
1) Mining magnate
"That girl you're drooling over, she's got a mother."
"The topless waitress, she might be someone's mother."
"See that stripper? Now look above the banana but below the tattoo of a dragon. See that c-section scar? She's someone's mother."
"That orgy you're watching?...
The 36 questions that will make you fall in love.
It started way back in 1997. Before Twitter, Facebook, Reality TV, the Internet and gluten.
You know, the good ol' days.
Anyway, a journalist in New York recently wrote...
As an Aussie in NYC and Xmas Orphan, I've composed my very own "Twelve Days of Christmas".
You know, just because... Why not?
What's a Xmas Orphan?
Extremely unlike an actual orphan, it's someone who's going to spend the holiday season well away from the majority of their friends and...
Coca Cola is launching "Fairlife" milk.
It isn't really milk, but it was once. Apparently.
It's going to cost more than milk. Maybe twice as much, but is also supposed to have heaps of additional health benefits. There are also significant...
Sometimes you read a wonderful bit of research that proves something about the world you suspected was true, and not only does it confirm a belief, but also provides fodder for pub arguments, as well as making you a better person.
Every year the US President pardons a turkey.
Quite an honour, which may be more useful if bestowed on a person.
I'm sure plenty would agree to dress up as a turkey, and even behave like a turkey, in order to avoid ruining the spirit of the day.
So Kim Kardashian's butt is everywhere.
Considering the size of the thing, that makes a lot of sense to me.
Like it could easily accommodate the rest of her, along with all the Kardashians, each of her previous partners, and their considerable wealth....
Apple CEO Tim Cook recently came out to explain why he's proud to be gay, and I personally have a mammoth problem with it.
Every time I read an article on the subject, glance at a headline, or see his smiling face on...
Were you so excited about the new iPhone 6 that you lined up for it? You shouldn't have.
I'll tell you what's worth lining up for - something that's in short supply.
Not a thing that's mass produced and widely available. Like an iPhone 6. Spending hours in a queue...
The 2050 history books will likely feature the following entry:
"Past generations believed that the world was flat, leaches could cure anything, homosexual people shouldn't be married, diets actually worked and that it was fine for overweight people to wear leggings in public. However those fools are nothing compared to...