02/12/2011 11:55 GMT | Updated 10/12/2011 03:14 GMT

Twitter Jokes Of The Day: Friday 2 December 2011

Get fresh at the weekend! So sang Mel And Kim - and no, I had no idea what they meant, either.

And here for your weekend enjoyment is our round-up of Friday's funniest tweets. With a few from yesterday - because while we were sleeping over here in the UK, people were, amazingly, BEING FUNNY IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD. Who knew?

So, from Britney Spears to the Eurozone, and Alison Moyet to advent calendars, here are today's best jokes. So far. Enjoy! And get fresh at the weekend!

Twitter Jokes Of The Day