06/12/2011 12:01 GMT

Gok Wan: How Showbiz Are You?

He likes to get us naked but how much would it take to get him to pose in the buff? Let's find out as we ask, Gok Wan: How showbiz are you?

1. Who's the most famous name in your mobile?

Dawn French, Dannii Minogue or Jonathan Ross, maybe.

5/5. Maybe? 'Maybe' you may or may not have those numbers or 'maybe' you can't determine who is the most famous out of those three? Either way, loving.

2. Most bizarre thing you've ever read about yourself?

The most bizarre thing I've read was that I was going in to the jungle for last year's I'm A Celebrity. It's not really my thing. I don't go anywhere that I can't use my credit card.

3/5. Us neither.

3. How much is too much for a haircut?

It depends what you're having done to your barnet really and what your hair is like. Probably the wrong question to ask me considering I work in that industry. Next!

5/5. Oooh get him, etc, etc.

4. Katie Price. Friend or foe?

Do you know what, I like Katie. I've got respect for her as a business woman. I met her once and thought she was lovely and very polite. There were lots and lots of eyelashes- I'll tell you that much.

0/5. You don't say!

5. Weirdest thing you've been sent by a fan?

Not weird really but I seem to get a lot of paintings, people tend to paint me. It's probably because I've got quite an unusual looking face so it's a bit of a challenge for the artists out there, so probably those. I've kept them all, my mum has a back bedroom which is like a homage to me so I give them all to mum.

5/5. No, not weird at all. Especially the bit about having a room to house them all. Brrrr.

6. Best party ever?

The best party I've ever been to is probably the Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards, it's always quite a big do.

0/5. Seriously?

7. Ever used your fame to get what you want?

Only tables in restaurants. It depends on who I'm eating with and whether it's a date or with friends. If it's with friends or people I know and love then it would be a cheap little noodle house in China Town, but I went to the River Cafe last night for dinner so that's my new favourite place.

5/5. Blatant.

8. How much cash would it take to get you to pose in the buff?

If it was for charity then I might consider it, so £10 million for charity.

0/5. Even we could look good naked for that.

9. Best freebie you ever received?

Probably my collection of glasses from Specsavers. I collect them and they let me choose whatever I want so it's great for me. I do alright.

0/5. And so will they with plugs like that.

10. Ever been chatted up by another celeb?

Yes and I'm not telling you who or when. I blushed a lot. Not telling.

0/5. Spoilsport.

Result: 23/50

We had high hopes for Gok, we really did, especially after kicking things off by name-dropping Dawn, Dannii and Wossy. But then it all went a little downhill after that what with the 'revelation' that Katie Price has a lot of eye lashes and the fact he once got chatted up by another celeb but failed to name names. Pah! Credit for the blatant attempt at bagging himself the best table next time he visits the River Cafe though, and the 'I don't go anywhere without my credit card' line. However, that bedroom at his mum's where she keeps all of those fan paintings? We're scared.