We quiz the reality star and OK! TV presenter on his celeb credentials to determine where on the showbiz scale he's pitched his tent.
1. Who's the most famous name in your mobile?
Olly Murs. I met him on the X Factor tour.
3/5. Nice to see the Essex boys sticking together.
2. Most bizarre thing you've ever read about yourself?
Haha - well I always hate mentioning it but I always find it funny when people speak a lot about a certain part of my body.
3/5. We have NO idea what you're talking about Jeff. Honest. *Heads straight to Google*
3. How much is too much for a haircut?
Well I try and get mine done for nothing when possible. I paid about £150 for me and the kids to have our haircut the other day. I was a bit appalled by that and I won't be doing it again. I went to my regular salon but the boss isn't happy about me getting my regular cash job so he's put his foot down. Serves me right because I've been enjoying my discounted rate for about ten years now.
0/5. Honesty will get you nowhere.
4. Katie Price. Friend or foe?
Neither? She's a nice enough girl in real life but I don't necessarily agree with all of her actions. But it's none of my business.
0/5. Careful of those splinters on your bum, Jeff.
5. Weirdest thing you've been sent by a fan?
Just marriage proposals and the offer of dates and stuff like that. It's all very nice but I've never been tempted. I did a Twitter competition once where the prize was dinner with me and I think the winner thought it was a date. It wasn't of course but there was a little bit of flirting going on. You can't blame someone for taking their chance, can you?
3/5. Modest.
6. Best party ever?
The best party was when my mate Paulo got married and it was all of our very best friends together in Sicily. Our mate's a good DJ and he was just busting out the best old school tracks from back in the day and I can't remember dancing as much as Ii did that night. I just loved it - it was such a fantastic evening.
0/5. Bless.
7. Ever used your fame to get what you want?
I've never asked directly for discounts but it does get offered every now and then and it does get taken up.
5/5. That'll be a 'yes' then.
8. How much cash would it take to get you to pose in the buff?
Not a lot - I'm quite proud of my body! I'm a triathelete so I've been working hard so it wouldn't take too much! Five grand would do it.
5/5. Cheap.
9. Best freebie you ever received?
My recent holiday to St Lucia and Universal Studios in Orlando. That was pretty cool. You ain't going to turn that down!
5/5. Blatant.
10. Ever been chatted up by another celeb?
Yes but I'm not going to mention any names. I don't really hang out on the celeb circuit but inevitably you do meet a couple of celebs here and there and well, we're all just people right? We've all got feelings and we all fancy people sometimes.
0/5. Spoil sport.
Result: 24/50
He might not hang out in celeb circles but Jeff still manages a reasonable score thanks to his shamelessness when it comes to accepting freebies and errrm, getting naked. And why the devil not? We reckon he's got this showbiz lark sorted - enjoying some of the perks of fame but still managing to be an all-round top bloke - and for that, we salute him.