With the bombshell dropped on English football last night by Fabio Capello's abrupt resignation, the internet has been abuzz with gossip, rumours and complete and utter nonsense.
Thanks to being cleared of any wrongdoing in the financial fiddling department, the most popular piece of guesstimation is that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp is a shoo-in for the role of England manager.
That is yet to be seen, of course - but whoever steps up to the plate to lead England's Euro 2012 campaign, they've got a tough gig and no mistake.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is where we come in. Allow us to introduce you to... Ethan the goalkeeping dog.
Sure, the team already has Joe Hart in the number one shirt, but can you imagine Ethan here with the three lions on his chest? It would be a magnificent sight indeed.