22/02/2012 05:10 GMT | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Meet Mark Fast's Grunge Girls

WHO? Knitter of wool, courtesan of controversy Mark Fast.

Meet Mark Fast's grunge girls Photo: Getty

IN A NUTSHELL: Inspired by David Lynch's Fire Walk With Me, this was a collection about sophisticated grunge.

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL: Fast is the king of clingy knitwear, and there were plenty of body-skimming woolen dresses for the brave. We loved the grungy striped crop tops and pencil skirt combs - but only after we've put in approximately a zillion hours in the gym.

F-ROW: KANYE (whose bouncer was more than a little hostile towards us), plus Zara Martin, Gizzie Erskine and Nicola Roberts.

VERDICT: Fast showed a runway crammed with technically brilliant and innovative knits for a strong, uber-cool woman. At the risk of sounding like we want to crush his creative vision, we wish that once - just once - he'd throw something just a little bit more wearable into the mix.

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