28/02/2012 06:08 GMT

'Saturday Kitchen' Host James Martin Compliments Rick Stein's 'Delicious-Looking Dick' Live On-Air (VIDEO)

What Saturday Kitchen host James Martin wanted to say was "delicious-looking dish".

What Saturday Kitchen host James Martin ended up saying was "delicious-looking dick".

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, you've got some internet viral video gold, courtesy of one unlucky Yorkshire chef's attempted compliment for Rick Stein's dick. Sorry, dish.

We genuinely feel bad for the guy, with the former Sweet Baby James presenter enduring shrieks of laughter from his guests and co-hosts. Bank Job presenter George Lamb even held his head in his hands, the poor, um, lamb.

At least he's not the only one to turn the air blue on live TV - not by a long shot, as this very, very, very NSFW video gallery proves without a shadow of a doubt.