16/03/2012 15:51 GMT | Updated 17/03/2012 05:51 GMT

This Week's Top News Stories... As Seen On Reality TV

There used to be a time when reality television actually seemed, well, fairly real. But now it's all about fake set-ups, fake rows and fake boobs. And that's just Masterchef.

So if, like us, you long for a bit more reality in your reality TV shows, then you've come to the right place. Starting today, we'll be rounding up the week's biggest news stories - reality-style. From The Real Housewives Of Windsor to America's Next Top Republican, from Ken Barlow in The Only Way Is Sex to Nick Clegg in Last Lib Dem Standing, enjoy our first guide to the shows stories you might have missed: