Let's just pause for a moment to let that headline sink in.
Yep, Dame Edna Everage is now a weight loss ambassador for Jenny Craig.
The Australian icon has pledged to shed 15kg because "I have a wardrobe full of breathtaking gowns but I have to hold my breath to wear them [...] I have to suck my tummy in because I fear my dress will burst at the seams."
Wondering how Mel B is involved? She, like Dame Edna, has also been a Jenny Craig ambassador.
According to Edna: "Just like my dear friend Mel B, I too can't wait to get my pre-baby body back. While that was many years ago, the outcome will be the same with Jenny's help."
We're looking forward to our first "Dame Edna shows off bikini body" news story already...