16/05/2012 11:57 BST

Cannes Film Festival: The Dictator Flirts With George Clooney's Ex Elisabetta Canalis, Then Flings Her Overboard (PHOTOS)

The Dictator has surpassed himself.

Hours after arriving on the steps of his hotel, dressed becomingly for the sunshine, the Admiral General Aladeen proved he could cut it with one of the world's most glamorous women, cavorting on a boat in the harbour with George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, dressed in her usual bikini uniform.

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But not long after giving her a personal tour of the nuclear weaponry for which he is famed on chat shows and breakfast TV sofas across the world following his tireless film promotional junket, the Dictator had obviously had enough of Elisabetta's obvious charms, and seen fit to fling her overboard, in a black sack.

Hopefully, critics of the Dictator's film will be treated a little more gently by the tyrant. It's in UK cinemas from today. Pictures of the tyrant at play below...

General Aladeen Throws Elisabetta Canalis Overboard