This week, Theresa May took a drubbing from the police, Great Britain took the Olympic torch, Rebekah Brooks took it badly, Chris Moyles took the role of Herod, Andy Gray and Richard Keys took home a Sony Award, Blue Peter was taken off the air and a dog took the title of the most talented thing in Britain. And during all of this, Derek Acorah continued to take people for a ride.
Yes, this week, it's all been take, take, take. So how about we have a little give, give, give - and produce a bumper edition of Twitter Jokes Of The Week for you, eh? Well, it's funny you should say that - because here's one we made earlier...